And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Oct 20th 2006 4:45PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: And I Quote
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "Yes, I know, I'll get letters." -- Boston Legal's Alan Shore, after bashing Freedom of Religion during the closing arguments of a trial.
- "What are you, a Democrat?" -- Fellow officer to McNulty when McNulty allows Omar his one phone call while being arrested, on The Wire.
- "I'm not part of any organization that has initials." -- Evil Glasses-Guy to Officer Parkman, when accused of working for the FBI, or maybe the CIA on Heroes.
- "That guy from Labyrinth just turned into a bird!" -- Hank, after watching David Bowie fly away, on The Venture Bros.
- "There is a bathroom working on the ninth floor." -- Building announcement that came over the air during a live newscast on KITV in Hawaii following last weekend's earthquake.
- "Those Wayans boys kill me. They really do look like women, don't they?" -- Patrick's mom, obviously watching Hot Chicks during movie night, on Men in Trees.
- "I wonder what Lindsay Lohan is up to...do you think she's dead?" -- Teen girl, wondering if the rest of the world is in nuclear ruin, on Jericho.
- Lois: "Don't tell me you're a bleeding heart pacifist?"
Oliver: "And that's worse than a knee-jerk fascist?" -- on Smallville.
- "This just in. I'm too good." -- Sebastian Stark while relishing media coverage of himself on Shark.
- Keith: "Didn't he get busted for murder?"
Veronica: "Assault!"
Keith: "Yeah, see ... he's not even a good murderer." -- Veronica and Keith Mars discussing hiring Weevil, on Veronica Mars.
Tags: humor, men in trees, MenInTrees, quotes, shark, venture bros, VentureBros, veronica mars, VeronicaMars
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-20-2006 @ 4:57PM
Sean Juan said...
You guys missed the REAL best line of the week:
"Just as you have planted your seed in the ground…I am going to plant my seed in you.”
--Dwight to Ryan from "The Office"
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10-20-2006 @ 5:26PM
Brody said...
The Wayan bros movie is called "White Chicks"
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10-20-2006 @ 7:09PM
Jennifer said...
The sad thing is that I had a dream this week in which an apocalypse was coming, and in the dream I was thinking, "Dang, I wonder what Britney and K-Fed are up to. I haven't heard about them in WEEKS." Oh god, TV suddenly mirrors my reality.
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10-21-2006 @ 1:35AM
Paul said...
What about Hurley's
"So the hatch blew your underwear off?"
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10-21-2006 @ 6:39AM
Phil said...
Dude, you are missing the best one by far from South Park, with Kyle and Cartman talking about Kyle's young brother Ike having an affair with his Kindergarten teacher:
Kyle: It's not cool, Ike isn't old enough to understand.
Cartman: What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her and pee. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant. Then you pull out and pee on her leg.
LOL, it was hilarious....
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