Whether you're a Christian or, like me, belong to a secret church that worships elves, you gotta love the holiday season. This year you can make the season even brighter for someone by giving them what will probably be the most popular gift this year next to the new Play With Me For A Week Then Throw Me In The Closet And Never Think About Me Again Elmo: Dustin Diamond's four year old sex tape. Who among us hasn't wished upon a star for our own copy of Screech doing the nasty with a strange woman? I'm going to wait for the enhanced DVD version with audio commentary from Francis Ford Coppola, but if you just can't wait, porn company Red Light District, the same company that released Paris Hilton's infamous sex tape, will be releasing the video online and in stores. If I were you I'd grab my sleeping bag and grab a spot in line now.Just in time for Christmas: Dustin Diamond's sex tape is for sale
Whether you're a Christian or, like me, belong to a secret church that worships elves, you gotta love the holiday season. This year you can make the season even brighter for someone by giving them what will probably be the most popular gift this year next to the new Play With Me For A Week Then Throw Me In The Closet And Never Think About Me Again Elmo: Dustin Diamond's four year old sex tape. Who among us hasn't wished upon a star for our own copy of Screech doing the nasty with a strange woman? I'm going to wait for the enhanced DVD version with audio commentary from Francis Ford Coppola, but if you just can't wait, porn company Red Light District, the same company that released Paris Hilton's infamous sex tape, will be releasing the video online and in stores. If I were you I'd grab my sleeping bag and grab a spot in line now.
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10-13-2006 @ 3:04PM
Bex said...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
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10-13-2006 @ 3:28PM
Rich Keller said...
I was going to get my wife a lovely pearl necklace and some diamond earrings for Christmas. Now, I'll chuck that all in the garbage for 'Sex with Screech'. Gosh, the wife will be pleased!
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10-15-2006 @ 3:31PM
peppers said...
omg omg omg omg cannot wait hes sooooooooooooooooo hot i bet his d**k is rele rele big n hairy
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10-13-2006 @ 3:24PM
GiveMeAStar! said...
Why doesn't TICKle me ELMO make a sex tape?? That I would buy.
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10-13-2006 @ 3:40PM
Porchland said...
Rich is trying to raise the profile of the pearl necklace like Dustin Diamond did for the Dirty Sanchez. WTG, Rich! ;)
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10-14-2006 @ 2:26PM
beanspants1 said...
tickle me elmo does have a sex tape. it's hilarious.
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/tmx-elmo-sex-tape-has-arrived-206937.php
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10-16-2006 @ 12:43PM
jttv said...
2 thoughts.
1. Nothing is harder than a diamond
2. Should the word Screech be in the title?
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