And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Oct 13th 2006 4:20PM by Keith McDuffee
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The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "Somewhere in a parallel universe bizarro-Dick is being a total killjoy." -- Dick Casablancas to Veronica Mars, when she tells him she's rushing a sorority, on Veronica Mars.
- "When I was 23, I had a paper route." -- David Letterman, about Nikki Hilton opening up her own hotel.
- "This is macaroni and cheese. It's what American's eat when they want to commit suicide slowly." -- Eden on Heroes.
- "In the end, when everyone else in this unit is buried and be-shitted, this Detective Sargent will still be standing." -- Sgt Landsman explaining CYA to Kima Greggs on The Wire.
- "What? Haven't you ever seen a smoking dwarf before?" -- Attorney Bethany Horowitz on Boston Legal.
- "I done kicked my dog and shot my TV" -- An angry southern woman calling in to Speed's Windtunnel on her reaction to Dale Earnhardt Jr. getting wrecked on the last lap.
- "Oh yeah. We should definitely go check that out in a really dark wood." -- Jimmy, when Chloe suggests they run toward the sound of a bloodcurdling scream on Smallville.
- "This is Malibu people. Even the nannies drive black BMW's." -- Sebastian Stark on Shark.
- "How ya doin' Gordy? Have to tinkle yet?" -- Dean, to a tied up Gordon on Supernatural
- Betty: "You're the one who dumped me for Gina."
Walter: "For just two days. I mean, it takes longer than that to digest corn." -- Ugly Betty
- Dr. Venture: "I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot."
The Monarch: "Are you reciting "Jesse's Girl?"" -- Dr. Venture and The Monarch watching The Monarch's fiance, Dr. Girlfriend, walk down the wedding aisle, on Venture Brothers.
- "Her ass looks better than my face." -- bar babe to Robin and Lilly, about another bar babe that "Ted Mosby, Architect" left with on How I Met Your Mother.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-14-2006 @ 10:10AM
kip said...
Come on! How can you forget the best Barneyism since this show came into existence(How I met your Mother) Ted Stevens, Architect!
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