And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Oct 8th 2006 8:59PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: And I Quote
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "Looks like you're about to get pwned." -- Cartman's World of Warcraft character to his next victim, on South Park.
- Marlo: "That's my money."
Omar: "Man, many ain't got no owners. Only spenders." -- Marlo, being robbed by Omar, on The Wire.
- "If you're the exterminator, why are you wearing a gun holster?" -- Eden on Heroes.
- "This is the best team ever!" -- New trainer Kim to her first team ever, on The Biggest Loser.
- First Woman (black goop on her hand): "What's this black stuff?"
Second Woman: "That used to be Denver." - Jericho
- "Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit!" -- Mr. Friendly to Sawyer, who figured out the reward system in his cage on Lost.
- "When you escaped from the Krytonian 'land of the lost' I bet you didn't think that you'd be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head-cold, huh?" -- Chloe to Clark on Smallville.
- Marina: "You're really gonna put a child who's just lost his mother on the stand and then pull him apart?"
Stark: "That's exactly what I'm gonna do." -- Shark.
- "Gettin' struck by lightning...it ain't fun." -- Ash on Supernatural.
- "It's a booby trap!" Marin Frist, on Men in Trees, after tripping over her bra.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-08-2006 @ 9:10PM
Andrew Liptak said...
I think that Brother Clavel's quote is the best:
"We need to send them a message and start executing people. Starting with President Baltar."
Baltar: "....What?!"
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10-08-2006 @ 9:11PM
BobbyBuz said...
The best line had to be from The Nine, when the bank manager said to the mother of the ADA, who was claiming that something was missing from her Safe Deposit Box.
He said "I can assure no one has been in your box."
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10-10-2006 @ 10:42AM
Seth Brundle said...
My favorite quote from the south park episode was when cartman diarreha'd all over his mother and she said 'Now THATS a BIG BOY!'
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10-08-2006 @ 9:39PM
Thomas said...
Surely it should be: "Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders." plus I think it's Chloe not Cloe.
Personally, I think the line about how the bears solved the puzzle far quicker than Sawyer was better then the one mentioned.
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10-08-2006 @ 10:33PM
vmrocks said...
From Veronica Mars, episode "Welcome Wagon" :
(about her car)
Piz : A Saturn for a Mars.
Veronica : In Neptune ! Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now, move Uranus, the mercury's rising.
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10-08-2006 @ 11:25PM
Quantumkat said...
Oh come on. South Park had a ton better lines in that episode.
Cartman - "Hey I don't need to take any lip from a freakin' girl!"
Stan - "I am socializing artard! I'm logged onto an MMORPG with people all over the world and getting EXP with my party using team speak!"
Stan's Dad - "I'm not an artard..."
Cartman - "Yeah, it's bullcrap! I bet half of these people are Koreans!"
Cartman - "Don't you have better things to do than go online killing people!"
Jim - "I gotta get home! My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!"
Other Blizzard Guy - "Jim...your kids' characters are already dead."
Jim - "No...no...THEY JUST STARTED PLAYING!"
Butters - "Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure."
"Gentlemen, this could very well lead to the end of the World...of Warcraft."
Cartman - "You can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters..."
And the best line
Cartman - "Scroll over him with your mouse cursor and ... right click!"
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10-09-2006 @ 2:03AM
Erica said...
Please correct the spelling errors.
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10-09-2006 @ 10:42AM
Leto2 said...
The best quote was :
No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.
- Prez (The Wire)
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