3rd to Toby OB: "She opened the package, never suspecting it to be the first stage of the invasion by the inhabitants of Pluto, who were seeking revenge for being called a "dwarf planet" "
2nd to Jamie: "Oh, good. I don't have to swallow it--it's a suppository."
1st to Brent McKee: "Rory just couldn't believe that her grandmother Emily had sent her this, complete with detailed operating instructions and a note that said she'd been using one just like it for years."
... and a special hats off to orimental, who reminded me that it's the one year anniversary of Subtle Subtitles. Cool!
This week, a scene from the season premiere of Lost:
Gone Too Soon: Invasion
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The TV Squad Podcast: Vik Sahay of Chuck, Oprah talk, brutal timeslots, and more!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
10-06-2006 @ 4:43PM
erroneous_nick said...
Steve was REALLY uncomfortable with some of the tasks his new guide-chimp was trained to do.
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10-06-2006 @ 4:44PM
Chris W said...
Tell me about it, I hate all those commercials too. I want to know what happened to Desmond.
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10-06-2006 @ 4:44PM
corbett said...
On tonight's edition of To Catch a Predator, Dateline takes you inside the House Page bathroom.
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10-06-2006 @ 4:46PM
erroneous_nick said...
Listen buddy, just because I'm the world's only talking chimp doesn't mean I want to have a conversation while "going winky".
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10-06-2006 @ 4:48PM
erroneous_nick said...
That's not a banana...THIS is a banana!
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10-06-2006 @ 4:56PM
Carl Winslow said...
Wait till Karl Pilkington hears about this!
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10-06-2006 @ 4:58PM
LC said...
I must have missed this scene on lost.
Anyways,
"Michael didn't know what was more disconcerting. That a chimp was using a urinal or the fact that it was circumsised"
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10-06-2006 @ 5:06PM
Captain Obvious said...
Chimp to guy: "I see you've the new Jeep Wranger stretched limo."
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10-06-2006 @ 5:17PM
Sam said...
More disturbing than the mere existence of a monkey using a urinal was the Dharma Initiative logo tattooed on its behind.
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10-06-2006 @ 6:24PM
Fred said...
"That's a little TOO Curious George, if you ask me!"
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10-06-2006 @ 6:35PM
Belchar said...
By the looks of that, it's not Joop that needs saving!
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10-06-2006 @ 6:56PM
Aaron said...
"For the last time I would not like to play swords."
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10-06-2006 @ 7:01PM
gwangi said...
Chimp - "So, Soylant Green is made of that?"
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10-07-2006 @ 3:04AM
Mark S said...
Chimp - "That's it? No wonder the Cylons are going to kick your ass."
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10-06-2006 @ 8:08PM
Quantumkat said...
"No Roberts, I will not 'shake it out' for you."
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10-06-2006 @ 8:18PM
Brent said...
Well since you asked, the guy from the careerbuilder.com comercials has a bigger one than you.
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10-06-2006 @ 9:21PM
Toby OB said...
Keep your hands to yourself, you damn dirty ape!
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10-06-2006 @ 11:53PM
Charles said...
Sorry, guys... That's a scene from a commercial that aired during Lost, not a scene from the show itself.
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10-06-2006 @ 10:19PM
Jamie said...
"Lissten, Bonzo, it ain't the size of the ship. It's the motion on the ocean."
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10-07-2006 @ 12:03AM
Tweaq said...
heeeeey, come on monkey, stop watching me. I can't go with you watching.
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