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While I pretty much consider Shanna Moakler as useless as Paris Hilton, I suddenly have a tiny bit of respect for the woman. She punched Paris Hilton in the face! That's something I think many of us would like to do. Shanna has a personal reason for it though, Paris has been photographed making out with Shanna's estranged husband, Travis Barker. The couple recently split after their MTV reality show, The Barkers, came to an end. Travis Barker is the former drummer for Blink 182 and Shanna is a former Miss USA.

Here's how it went down: Shanna says she was roughed-up by another useless slob and constant Hilton companion, Stavros Niarchos. She filed a police report saying Niarchos shoved her, poured a drink on her and pushed her down the stairs at a club. Hilton also filed a police report, saying that Shanna came into the club and-- unprovoked-- punched Paris in the jaw. Neither is confirming the other's report of the incident. I imagine both things happened and it started with Shanna punching Paris and Stavros defending Paris' honor. Ha, ha! Writing that made me giggle.