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Desperate Housewives: It Takes Two

Bree and Susan on Desperate Housewives(S03E02) Okay, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I don't think Orson killed his wife. What do you think? I mean, seriously, he may be clean in a creepy way-- but so is Bree. The woman's body was not his missing wife's-- though he clearly knew the woman, based on his saying something to her and calling her "Monique" as he left the morgue.

So, is this another missing wife? Maybe, but we don't know that.

What do we know? Orson hit Mike with a car. Alma's parrot said, "No, Orson, no." Alma disappeared. Orson scrubbed the house with bleach. Laurie Metcalf is suspicious. And the woman's body was missing all her teeth-- and Orson is a dentist. None of that means anything. It's all circumstantial. None of that means that Orson is a murderer. But I think the writers are having a pretty good time setting up this trail of creepiness and placing Orson on it. And I'll admit that I'm having a pretty good time watching it.

The most hilarious part of this episode, though, of course, was when Gabrielle's and Carlos's baby was born... African American. Turns out Xiao Mei was implanted with the wrong embryo and theirs? Well, theirs didn't take. But of course, they'll end up getting back together now and will probably end up having a biological child. That is my prediction. Any takers?

I'm getting really sick of the Lynette/Tom/Nora storyline-- I wish Lynette would actually just become friends with her. I think the actress who plays Nora is terrific and that the character is actually pretty well-drawn, considering that she could be played as just a really obnoxious woman. But she obviously likes Lynette, and she may not be what Lynette wants in a friend, but she's a human being, and she is apparently not going away. Unless they can convince Orson to get rid of her.

You know, the writers are dancing as fast as they can to make Orson seem like a creepy killer, but is anybody else the least bit concerned about the charming Ian who lies to his wife's parents and tells them Susan is their daughter's new doctor and then won't take no for an answer when she tells him they can't date, and stalks her by showing up at the wedding, makes an inappropriate toast to try to connive her into dating him? The guy may be greatlooking (I love Dougray Scott) and charming and seem like a really swell and nice and romantic guy, but I think that he's the one we really need to be worried about. Not Orson.

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