And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Sep 29th 2006 3:53PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: And I Quote
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "... Wanna go halvsies on a skin flick?" - Doc Venture, to Doctor Orpheus, right after apologizing for some homophobic remarks, on The Venture Bros.
- "How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparing with the puppies?" - Robber of drug dealers, Omar, after having drugs surrendered over to him, unasked for and without a fight, on The Wire.
- "It's not perjury if you honestly don't remember." - Tommy Caffee's mentor, Judd, trying to get Tommy to give a self-serving deposition against his brother, on Brotherhood.
- "Do you ever get the feeling you were meant to do something extraordinary?"
"I'm driving a cab, you may have noticed." - Peter and Mohinder, on Heroes.
- "Oh please, if there were new guys they'd have shown up in the season premiere." - Denny Crane to his new attorneys on Boston Legal.
- "Who do you think you're kidding? You and I both know you spent hours deliberating which dress in your closet best displayed that world-class cleavage of yours." - Christian, trying to seduce Michelle, on Nip/Tuck.
- "Am I losing weight yet?" - Nelson, doing yoga on The Biggest Loser.
- "If you're ever in this situation and they bring the bomb-sniffing dogs in, please know -- and I know this now for a fact -- they do not, in any way, recognize drugs or porn. Not that we weren't scrambling!" - Jon Stewart, regarding the heightened security of the September 26 episode, on The Daily Show.
- "Don't worry Clark, it was the end of the world. It's not like I'm expecting us to hook-up or anything." - Chloe, explaining the kiss she planted on Clark the end last season on Smallville.
- "Who needs a car this size?"
"Just think of it as eight Prius's welded together." - Sebastian Stark and his daughter, on Shark.
Tags: funny lines, FunnyLines, quotes, tv quotes, TvQuotes
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-29-2006 @ 4:27PM
Samuel McConnell said...
"And...cue the music." - Denny Crane
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9-29-2006 @ 5:02PM
Jake said...
The best line if from Desparate Housewives:
from Gabrielle (eva Longoria) to her husband:
I have been waiting on your mistress hand and foot.
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9-30-2006 @ 11:46AM
D said...
"How about 'You're in the frame, bitch. Move.'" - Lynette, Desperate Housewives.
"I am 'THE meanest person', you've been in this country a year, learn to modify your nouns dammit!" - Gabrielle, Desperate Housewives.
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9-30-2006 @ 9:35PM
MattIsWaldo said...
How did I not get a star for reminding you of that scene on Venture Bros. earlier in the week?!
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10-02-2006 @ 5:30PM
Dave said...
What, no Michael Scott quotes from the Office?
My favorite:
Michael: Guess where I am going? I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled sex romp where anything goes…you are correct sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention.
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10-03-2006 @ 6:51PM
vicky said...
Awesome Chloe quote. She always has the best one-liners on Smallville.
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10-06-2006 @ 6:41PM
Ashley said...
Love the Chloe quote from Smallville.
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