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Grey's Anatomy: I Am a Tree(S03E02) One of the reasons why we here at the Squad do episode reviews instead of recaps is because a lot of the shows we cover are pretty complex. If we tried to recap everything that went on, we'd not only be typing all night, but we'd also likely go oh-so-slightly insane in the process.

I mean, imagine if I had to recap this episode of Grey's? We had a patient with a tree inside him, a lung surgery candidate who likes bathroom nookie, a mourning Izzie baking more muffins than one city can eat, a patient with a tumor that makes him tell the blunt truth, Callie taking a bullet for Meredith, and Bailey's defenses breaking down.

Oh, and Burke's parents showed up. Cristina is so screwed.

Diahann Carroll and Richard Roundtree played Burke's parents. Mr. Burke didn't do much besides be quietly supportive of Cristina's predicament. But Mrs. Burke was on fire, calling out Cristina for saying the interns' nickname for Bailey ("The Nazi") in public, then telling her she's selfish and bad for her son. This is of course, after they barged in on Cristina as she was gyrating on top of Burke in her skivvies (sexiest I've seen Sandra Oh look since Sideways). But the presence of the Burkes is giving Cristina more of a reason to soften up, as we saw at the end of the episode.

I keep wondering why Callie is taking hits for Meredith, as she did when Bailey asked the interns about the bulletin board panties. Is it to stay in favor with George? Anyway, I don't even know why anyone believed her; as hot as Callie (and Sara Ramirez) is, she's twice the size of Meredith. What would have been more realistic is if someone said, "Yeah, right, Callie; you couldn't get those around one leg!" But at least she made Georgie boy jealous, since he never saw those panties before. Now that she's been kicked out of her basement hideaway, it looks like the two of them might actually get closer. Good to see.

Meredith's drving me batty. Why is Shonda Rhimes doing this to her title character? Derek finally has the stones to tell Addison its over, isn't wavering at all now, and Meredith still can't friggin' decide between Derek and Finn. She wants to flip a coin, for God's sake! Then she settles on Derek, but then finds out Finn is "the guy who brings your roommate food when she's sad." This woman has two guys after her, and yet I didn't see her smile once in this episode. Not once! Is her life really all that bad?

Anyway, instead of picking one, she extends Chris O'Donnell's paydays by deciding... to... date... both... of... them. AUGGGHHHHHHH! Good Grief, Shonda! Why can't you settle the matter without turning to plot devices lifted from old Drew Carey episodes? I don't know how you did it, but at this point I hope both McVet and McDreamy go out on dates with Meredith, have some rolls in the hay with her, then dump her ass. She stopped getting my sympathy sometime near the end of last season and she hasn't gotten it back.

(Forgot to mention Benjamin... the 32 year old with the brain tumor. The tumor makes him say whatever pops into his head; so he calls his sister fat, tells Cristina she's self-involved, and influences Meredith to just go with your gut. Until, of course, Cristina tells Mer that Ben didn't make it out of surgery. That's when the dopey dating scheme got hatched. Thanks for dying, Ben!)

Now over to Izzie... it seems like they're paving the way for her to come back to the hospital, aren't they? Sigh. I guess I finally have to suspend disbelief and buy into the fact that a woman who fell in love with her patient then cut his LVAD lines so he could move to the top of the transplant list deserves to remain a doctor. Either that, or I'll have to stop watching the show, which I'm not going to do. Oh, and I hope this is the last instance of "Patient situation makes Bailey see the exact same thing in her situation" plotline. I can't even believe she would blame herself at all for the Denny Debacle. For sure, Rhimes and the writers are doing this to get Izzie back in the hospital and clear the decks for this season, but nothing going on in this storyline makes much sense to me at this point.

Alex getting it on with the lung cancer patient in the bar bathroom was OK, but that plot development was really only there so Alex can utter this line to Bailey: "You're right. I shouldn't get physical with patients."

The ending scene was a hoot, wasn't it? McSteamy, or whatever they're gonna call him, is back, and in Addison's hotel bathroom. At this point, let's hope Derek doesn't get angry at this twist at all; he knows his marriage is over, so let Addie and McSteamy steam it up. What the hell. As we saw with the lung cancer patient, life is short, right?

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