And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Sep 22nd 2006 4:41PM by Keith McDuffee
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The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
"Has your pit bull ever killed anyone?" - Larry King, to guest Rachael Ray. - "You make the legal system into a game to be played for fun and profit."
"You make that seem like a bad thing ..." - D.A. Devlin to Stark, on Shark.
- "Did you ask [the victim] who shot him?"
Uniformed officer: "Yeah. He said it was a guy with a gun." - Detective Bunk on The Wire, questioning first officer on a crime scene.
- "Never have I had to step over dead bodies to get my hair done!" - Rose's friend, on Brotherhood after the pair pass the scene of police investigating a street shooting.
- "I'm sure you were great, but it was the National Anthem, they were standing already." - Matt, about his ex-girlfriend Harriet saying she got a standing ovation when she sang before a Dodgers game, on Studio 60.
- "Of course, it's incredibly dangerous."
"Have you ever known anything to change the world that wasn't?"
"Velcro." - Jack Carter and Allison Blake in Eureka
- "Holy sh*t, is that my ass?!?" - Christian, on Nip/Tuck, upon seeing himself in a sex video on YouTube.
- "These past few years I felt this inexplicable compulsion to be someone redeeming, like I were some series regular on a television show." -- Alan Shore (James Spader) on Boston Legal.
- "Who will be the first person within your group to die... and what will his scrotum be stapled to at the time?" - Jon Stewart, to Johnny Knoxville, on The Daily Show.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-22-2006 @ 6:03PM
SJ said...
No quotes from The Office or My Name Is Earl?
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