1 star to Tucker: "Shit, why do I always have to draw 'plunge toilets'? It's someone else's turn next week!"
2 stars to Jamie: "Well, we know the kidnapper is obsessive compulsive--there's a ransom note for each goldfish!"
3 stars to corbett: "Hard up for dates, Johnny steals the 'Leave Your Card for a Free Lunch' Bowl from the Hollywood Chi-Chi's. Unfortunately, it was the West Hollywood Chi-Chi's."
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9-08-2006 @ 12:20PM
Rich Keller said...
James Kirk stays nice and warm in a Tribble quilt, courtesy of Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.
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9-08-2006 @ 12:26PM
LC said...
"I'm sorry Bill, but we can't take all day. Pick a toupee and let's shoot"
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9-08-2006 @ 12:29PM
Chris W said...
Damn it Jim! I told you a hundred times not to get involved with those alien chicks. I must say, that is the furriest VD I've ever seen.
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9-08-2006 @ 12:36PM
gwangi said...
Sir, would you like me to remove that Tribble from your head?
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9-08-2006 @ 12:37PM
Erica said...
No Jim, we all agree they doesn't make you look fat.
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9-08-2006 @ 12:39PM
Nic said...
An unfortunate side effect of the new Rogaine hair-growing product was unwanted hair growing in regions other than on the head.
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9-08-2006 @ 12:49PM
Jason said...
And I thought MY cat's hairballs were bad!
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9-08-2006 @ 1:02PM
corbett said...
With a wink at Captain Kirk, Spock explains to the starbase commander "On Vulcan, we call them Hairy Love Muffins."
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9-08-2006 @ 1:07PM
Sarcastro said...
"Yes, Captain Kirk, there is a Mr.Richard Gere is on board. Why do you ask?"
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9-08-2006 @ 1:22PM
orimental said...
Spock: "Where did all of those come from?"
Kirk: "Well Uhura and I had a lovely dinner, but then Sulu joined us that night and well, I found all of these on my bed this morning."
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9-08-2006 @ 1:23PM
Brent said...
Do you guys think if I wear this to the Oscars I will show up on E! worst dressed list? I am trying to out do Bjork's goose incident which has remained number 1 on that list for past 300 years.
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9-08-2006 @ 1:34PM
Fred said...
"James Kirk, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder and dismemberment of Chewbacca B. Wookie..."
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9-08-2006 @ 1:42PM
Sean said...
John's Cabbage Patch Kid head hoarding problem all started when his sister wouldn't share "Andie Ally" with him.
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9-08-2006 @ 1:42PM
Carl Winslow said...
"...and finally, never, ever feed them after midnight."
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9-08-2006 @ 1:57PM
Toby OB said...
Martin Lane the 15th: Captain Kirk! I know my daughter Patty and her identical holo-clone Cathode came in here with you! So what are you hiding under there???
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9-08-2006 @ 2:05PM
Matt S said...
Hey, we found Robert Heinlein's flatcats
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9-08-2006 @ 3:13PM
Joe said...
"Sir, I'm pretty sure these aliens reproduce Asexually...but if you need a moment, we'll be right outside."
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9-08-2006 @ 3:46PM
Tweaq said...
Umm sir... I think I found the closet full of Captain Kirk's spare hairpieces. What I should I do with them?
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9-08-2006 @ 5:58PM
Scott said...
I'll sue you for tribble damages, Denny Crane.
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9-09-2006 @ 12:19AM
erroneous_nick said...
Kirk! Aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit at McWookiees?
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