And I Quote: The best one-liners of the week
Posted Sep 2nd 2006 9:51PM by Keith McDuffee
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The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- The White Prince: "I am a seraphim, a prince appointed by a power much higher than us!"
Blade: "You're nothing but another crazy-ass vampire." -- Blade: The Series
- "Hey, you folks excited about the new Elizabeth Taylor book? (applause) Then you're gay."- - David Letterman, to his studio audience
- "I lost to Barry Manilow! I lost to Copacabana! Singing and dancing is not performing. Losing to Wolverine I could've lost to, he's got claws for hands!" -- Stephen Colbert, on losing at the Emmys
- "I'm the only straight man to bring his mother two years in a row." -- Jeremy Piven, accepting his Best Supporting Actor Emmy
- "My eighth grade history teacher, who told me to sit down and shut up because I wasn't funny. No, thank you Mr. McAdoo...my boss when I was a production assistant on Step by Step, who made me clean the gum off the executive producer's shoe...and finally God. I am sure you are responsible in some way, but you took my hair and that's not cool man." - Greg Garcia, accepting his award for My Name Is Earl
- "Unfortunately Father, you don't answer to me." -- Dep. Chief Brenda Johnson to a priest who apologizes to her for not knowing about a romantic relationship between one of his students and a death row inmate on The Closer
- "That's an unfortunate tie." -- Rose Caffee on seeing Pete's attempt to dress up for Mike's surprise party on Brotherhood
- Josh Trager: "So after all that you're just a regular kid with regular parents?"
Kyle XY: "Apparently."
Josh: "I liked you better as an alien." -- Kyle XY
- "I'll tell ya something that I know is true. The Indians here -- the tomahawk variety -- some of them believe -- well, used to believe before most of them were slaughtered -- that when a warriors kills another in battle, he absorbs that fallen warrior's spirit. So this isn't the end for you, doc. You're with me now." -- T-Bag to the pet doctor he's about to kill, on Prison Break
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-02-2006 @ 10:54PM
Erica said...
"Cool, now we're buddies." - LJ to the FBI agent that's hunting down his father and uncle.
It was all in the context.
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9-02-2006 @ 10:43PM
SJ said...
No Rescue Me quotes again? Surely some of the "Pacher" quotes could be chosen.
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9-02-2006 @ 10:55PM
Erica said...
From "Prison Break", my bad
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9-03-2006 @ 8:38PM
Joey Geraci said...
Erica, that was a great line!
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