And I Quote: The best one-liners of the week
Posted Aug 18th 2006 4:19PM by Keith McDuffee
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The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "I am what I am...and I'm not a bad looking guy." -- Tom, on Hell's Kitchen.
- "It feels like someone with a fever is yelling at my pants!" -- Hank, while drying his pants with the hand dryer on The Venture Bros.
- "After posting an especially attractive picture of my prison-sculpted abs, she commented that I was not only 'foine', but 'teh sex'... whatever that means." -- The Monarch, explaining how he met his date on LiveJournal, on The Venture Bros.
- "Hezbollah might be a ragtag group of undereducated extremist militiamen, but at least they're not FEMA." -- Correspondent John Oliver, regarding Lebanon's rebuilding efforts, on The Daily Show.
- Krista: "She was dying!"
Blade: "That's what humans do." -- Krista explains to Blade why she just had to turn her mother into a vampire, on Blade: The Series.
- "Woah, that must be his alien voice ... sort of a mix between human and dolphin!" -- Josh (listening to a tape of Kyle XY's weird under-hypnosis mutters), on Kyle XY.
- "Enough of these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf**ing plane." -- Samuel L. Jackson giving a script reading from his new movie to reporter Monica Novotny on Countdown with Keith Olbermann.
- "Mike, we gotta find a new area to bury people, we've run outta run under the overpass. Anyway they got all that oil down there ... causes cancer, ya know?" -- Pete, on Brotherhood.
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8-18-2006 @ 7:01PM
SJ said...
No quotes from Rescue Me?
"That's very un-Oprah like.", "What can I say, he speaks retard.", "Bring it on, Jesus!", "Christ, you go to the movies, take a piss, come back, Korean nail salon!" - Lou
"Mary Tyler Moore and Eartha Kitt, I would need a blind fold, 4 Viagra's, and a strap on to do either one of them." -Tommy
And the quote from Tommy about the nun-brigade or something. Can't remember it.
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