"How bad do you want me to be?" Lt. Provenza to Dep. Chief Brenda Johnson after she tells him they're going to play good cop, bad cop with a suspect, on The Closer. - "Then get yourself a badass summer-weight coat." -- Chen, after a leather-clad Blade gets after him for not fixing the Blademobile's air conditioning, on Blade: The Series.
- "Oh, Rusty. You are never alone. Those stars -- well, okay, you can't see them right now 'cause we're in the city -- but those stars... they're always watching us!" -- Jonas The Alien, to Doc Venture, on The Venture Bros.
- "Join the Army and spend your mid-life crisis in a real-life crisis." -- Jon Stewart, regarding the Army's new age limit, on The Daily Show.
- "Trust me, they're top notch!" -- Ryan McPoyle, commenting on his sister's breasts, on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- "You will not mistake the newspaper man. He looks like a big turtle." -- Hearst, regarding A.W. Merrick, on Deadwood.
- "This whole experience has given me a whole new skin on life." -- Virginia, on Hell's Kitchen.
And I Quote: The best one-liners of the week
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
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8-11-2006 @ 4:08PM
TheMatt said...
"IGNORE ME!" -- The Grand Galactic Inquisitor
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8-11-2006 @ 4:18PM
Magnus said...
You left out the best one:
"This is way, way more bad boy than you're gonna be able to handle. Go blow a drummer" - Tommy Gavin, on Rescue Me.
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8-11-2006 @ 4:37PM
SJ said...
"Do you mean Rain Man retarded or Paris Hilton retarded?" - Lou
"And I'm the one they call retarted!" - Franco's girlfriend's brother
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