Oh God, here we go.
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from Saved By The Bell, told a Florida radio station that a woman mugged him in his hotel room. He says the woman busted into his hotel room with mace, grabbed some PSP games, then ran out. He had her for a few seconds against the hotel room door (she cried "rape"), but then she got away.
Luckily, his T-shirts are fine.















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
8-08-2006 @ 10:03PM
Bob Jones said...
Wow, a bubble of bad-luck follows this guy.
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8-08-2006 @ 10:15PM
Rich Keller said...
Sigh. I smell desparate need for attention here. He should drive drunk then spew racial slurs to the cops. He'll get better press that way.
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8-08-2006 @ 11:56PM
Kurifurisan said...
My guess....this "woman mugger" was actually a hooker robbing him blind after turning a trick with Screech.
Tsk, tsk Mr. Diamond!
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8-09-2006 @ 2:24AM
jq said...
guy is trying to save his house, but doesn't sell his psp & games. he's not trying very hard. i hope the hotel was free.
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8-09-2006 @ 6:44AM
rogers fordge said...
WHO?
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8-09-2006 @ 9:19AM
Jack Yan said...
Struth, this guy is having a bad run. I hope it gets better for him.
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8-09-2006 @ 9:40AM
Michael said...
Well, what's the point of having a house if you don't have your PSP?!?
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8-09-2006 @ 10:00AM
Fred said...
He should have tapped it so good she fell asleep.
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8-09-2006 @ 10:02AM
Tucker said...
Every woman who's ever mugged *me* has *always* gone straight for the video games - to hell with everything else I own! She wants her some GAMES, dammit!
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8-09-2006 @ 2:23PM
Karen said...
Oh, man, Fred deserved more than 4 stars for that comment. That was genius.
And, frankly, the notion that a woman would try to steal PSP games? Kinda proves that Screech doesn't know women very well.
The whole thing sounds like a PR stunt to me. I'd like to know if he's filed formal charges--which would open him up to liabilities if he'd turned out to be making it up.
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8-09-2006 @ 2:34PM
Yep said...
Screech is desperately trying to stretch his 15 minutes into overtime.
It isn't working Screech. The robbery is as believable as your 10" nightstick.
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8-10-2006 @ 12:11PM
Kurt Steinberg said...
Did she make off with Screech's "Ms. Pac-Man" game? How will Screech live?
Obviously he let this person into his room. And I would bet it was a male transvestite, not a woman!
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8-12-2006 @ 4:28PM
Chris said...
Perhaps he had his PSP with him to pass the time while he was waiting for someone to purchase a T-Shirt.. Since they are selling so well... *nyuck*
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8-14-2006 @ 5:51PM
I,Robot said...
“A hooker” that is the same thing I said over on “PSP Fanboy”, because the story doesn’t make sense other wise. What a dumb-ass, when you “go with” cracked-up street walkers, what the hell did you expect? Breakfast in bed afterwards?
I realize that he clearly can’t afford high-class call-girls. He has no money, so he can’t go out with bimbos and “gold diggers”. He doesn’t have a job, skills, or an education, so no regular girls will touch him. And looking the way he does… not even fat girls want him. So all he’s left with is, home-less girls, crack whoresm, and bag ladies.
He is the poster child for "This is what happens to you, when you DON’T take care of your money". How old is he, 36? Now he’s some sad, washed up child actor – getting caught with crack whores. Damn! Poor dumb bastard!
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10-01-2006 @ 8:57AM
Scarlette said...
Tucker's comment was hilarious. I swear I'm still laughing.
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