I hope I never have to type that sentence again.
Nerve.com has a special feature going, where they get 90s pop icons to give advice to readers on sex and love. The icons so far are Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell and T-shirt salesman), Jake Fogelnest (the kid who interviewed celebs in his bedroom on local cable and MTV), Susan Powter ("Stop The Insanity!!"), Wiley Wiggins (Dazed and Confused), and Dan Renzi (Real World: Miami).
For the record, Screech thinks that you should "tap it so good that she falls asleep," and that if you want to get laid you should rent The Crow.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
7-29-2006 @ 7:35PM
Angel said...
Well, the rumor is that Screech is rather well-endowed.....*promptly vomits*
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7-29-2006 @ 10:32PM
Fred said...
Sigh. And this man wants our help saving his house...
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7-30-2006 @ 4:53AM
Gavin said...
Anyone remember the show "Star Dates" that was pretty much "Blind Date" but with has-beens dating nobodys? There was one with Dustin Diamond, and he ended up getting lucky with the first chick on the show who got extremely drunk. I chalked it up to her being star struck....or whatever. I later saw her on another dating show and she also got loaded and hooked up with the guy. I think she even took her top off. So it turned out that she was just a reality dating show whore. Still, Dustin got to touch some hiney and the cameras were there to document it.
I can't seem to blot that information out of my mind.
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7-31-2006 @ 2:59PM
Kurt Steinberg said...
Dustin Diamond is such a homo! This alleged "rumor" about his penis appears to have been started by himself. He mentioned it on the Howard Stern Show - he said it was a "popular" rumor that has been floating around. that's funny, because I sure as hell hadn't heard anything about it until he mentioned it himself. The obese woman with whom he co-habitates is the only one to substantiate this rumor.
On a lighter note, Screech has become a gay icon to a generation of young homsexuals! Check out the guestbook at www.dustindiamond.com to see what I mean.
Also check out these blogs:
http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/
http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/
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