1 star to corbett: "After the office Christmas party, I didn't know how to say... 'I'm sorry I gave you gonorrhea.'"
2 stars to Toby OB: "Coming soon in a DVD boxed set for 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show': the "lost" episode, in which Mary Richards declares her true feelings for Ted Baxter....."
3 stars to orimental: "Sir, these were sent by your children to be put on your grave. Where would you like me to place them?"
This week, a scene from the first episode of Nightmares & Dreamscapes:
The TV Squad Podcast: Vik Sahay of Chuck, Oprah talk, brutal timeslots, and more!
TV Squad Ten: Top Ten ESPN shows from worst to first
Andy Richter: The TV Squad Interview
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7-14-2006 @ 3:04PM
Douglin said...
I guess R. Lee Ermey won't be in Toy Story 3
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7-14-2006 @ 3:05PM
chad said...
I wonder if it tastes like chocolate-covered grasshopper.
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7-14-2006 @ 3:15PM
lurch0773 said...
I always eat my plastic green army men with fava beans and a nice chianti
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7-14-2006 @ 3:21PM
Brent said...
After a nasty incident with an Indian when he was a boy, Omri has since stabbed all his toys before putting them into a Cupboard.
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7-14-2006 @ 3:59PM
Bus said...
How do you like that Ken! Maybe now Barbie will see past your fancy sports car and polo shirts to get to a real man!
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7-14-2006 @ 4:04PM
ann said...
That's a hellova toothpick and one hellova piece of spinach.
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7-14-2006 @ 4:05PM
orimental said...
"Backstab me, will you? How do you like them apples?"
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7-14-2006 @ 5:02PM
Tammy said...
Even though he was 3,000 miles away, Stan's brother felt a searing pain in his back and knew immediate that Stan had been serious about taking up voodooism.
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7-14-2006 @ 5:37PM
Nick said...
By the time Lenny showed up, Fear Factor had run out of ideas.
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7-14-2006 @ 9:38PM
Kurifurisan said...
I love the smell of plastic in the morning! It smells like history.
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7-15-2006 @ 2:32AM
emily. said...
Unfortunately, G.I. Joe isn't covered under the Geneva Convention.
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7-15-2006 @ 6:53PM
Will C said...
Woody and Buzz would be too late to save this poor fallen soldier
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7-20-2006 @ 10:15AM
Chris W said...
An older Dr. Lecter is more careful about what he eats, preferring no-cal low carb 4-inch-tall men with fat-free ranch dressing.
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