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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-30-2006 @ 2:23PM
G said...
The Family Guy Quote was in reference to the DaVinci Code. Makes it a little funnier.
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6-30-2006 @ 2:33PM
Tucker said...
I was just about to post the same thing, G. It makes it a LOT funnier.
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7-03-2006 @ 1:00PM
Karen said...
I sure as hell hope Michael Musto credited the brilliant Television Without Pity http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/, which coined the term "fivehead" to describe Dawson's Creek star James van der Beek.
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