Now there's a headline you never thought you'd see, but it's kinda true. Remember when the Fantastic Four star was on the syndicated New Adventures Of Flipper back in the 90s, when she was just a teenager? Seems that the male dolphins got a little bit too amorous with the star while they swam together:"Dolphins get excited, even when you're a human being, and they have long, long...I didn't know this until I was poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those are little b--s."
Now, I'm not sure what "b--s" would be. Bastards? Bitches? Baseballs? I guess even dolphins know a hot chick when they see one. That Flipper. He's faster than lightning!
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6-14-2006 @ 9:08AM
JT said...
Dude, can you blame the dolphins? OR would you rather have BEEN one of them?
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6-14-2006 @ 9:33AM
gwangi said...
Lucky lucky dolphins.
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6-14-2006 @ 10:57AM
B said...
Wasn't this the basis of a King of the Hill episode?
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6-14-2006 @ 11:17AM
Gig said...
If you would actually print what was written in the original article, "I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those are horny little b-s." I think we would guess that the word was bastards.
Not exactly a unique phrase.
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6-14-2006 @ 4:24PM
stephen said...
they have long, long what??? noses or other appendages?? what?
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6-14-2006 @ 6:46PM
BGDC said...
Well known fact that dolphin shows at sea world and such ONLY use female dolphins. Male dolphins are too one-track-minded to do any tricks...unless you want to see him do a trick with a female dolphin or a poor trainer.
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6-15-2006 @ 3:15AM
nikki said...
they have long, long (penis's) wot did u think she was talkin about lol
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7-01-2006 @ 4:52PM
flipper said...
Well dolphins are horny creatures, sex is like a game for them.
The dolphin going after Jessica isn't that new, males go after lots of female swimmers, and females after male swimmers.
The thing is, though, wasn't Jessica still a kid when she filmed that show? 0_0
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