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To use a line from the brother on The New Adventures of Old Christine, when Richard brought the new Christine to his son's Parent Night at school, "you know, I think there actually might be something wrong with you."

Paris Hilton hit another car with her SUV after shopping on Thursday night. This isn't the first time she's done it, and TMZ.com has this video too. She didn't stick around to talk to the owner, but she did leave her name and number with an employee.

It's a coincidence that I happened to see this online, as I logged on to tell you my thoughts about the new season of The Simple Life on E! Have you seen this show. What a piece of garbage. Not because it's a reality show, but because it's a bad reality show. It's not even entertaining in that "so bad it's good" way, and you know why? They're lying to viewers. A lot of this stuff is just staged to make for a funny show (though they miss the mark big time). For example, the episode I just watched, they are babyproofing a couple's home. While Nicole leaves the vacuum running and then leaves to go out ot lunch with her assistant and drink a lot of shots and PARTY for the cameras (woo-hoo), Paris takes giant roles of bubble wrap and wraps up everything in the apartment, to the wacky shock of the owner.

You know, no one is that stupid, even her. It's like something written for a bad sitcom. And that's all this is. It's not "reality" in any way.