I'll be quick about this. When precisely did it become unbelievably easy to have sex in a parked car without any interruption? I'd like to think that I've had my fair share of late-night encounters, but never was it convenient to just go at it in the back of the car. Take last night's finale of The Sopranos. There was that one scene where Christopher and Julianna were getting it on in the passenger seat with the ferocity of a couple rabid dogs. But they were right in front of the diner's window! No one says anything. Everyone just continues to eat their greasy food and ignores the make-shift porno ten feet away in the parking lot. Maybe I'm just not adventurous enough. But something tells me that the second I decide to buy into this fable television has spun for me, I'll be spending my night in another place that TV has depicted as being incredibly easy to have sex in - a jail cell.Things I Hate About TV: sex in parked cars
I'll be quick about this. When precisely did it become unbelievably easy to have sex in a parked car without any interruption? I'd like to think that I've had my fair share of late-night encounters, but never was it convenient to just go at it in the back of the car. Take last night's finale of The Sopranos. There was that one scene where Christopher and Julianna were getting it on in the passenger seat with the ferocity of a couple rabid dogs. But they were right in front of the diner's window! No one says anything. Everyone just continues to eat their greasy food and ignores the make-shift porno ten feet away in the parking lot. Maybe I'm just not adventurous enough. But something tells me that the second I decide to buy into this fable television has spun for me, I'll be spending my night in another place that TV has depicted as being incredibly easy to have sex in - a jail cell.
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6-05-2006 @ 6:57PM
jason said...
thats a very seinfeldian (spelling) observation. not only would people stare, its a damned hard thing to do, unless of course your driving an H2.
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6-05-2006 @ 7:25PM
doc said...
Add to that the recent episode on What About Brian? that had the hot wife (I don't know the character names off the top of my head) getting it on with the guy that wasn't her husband in the back of her mini-van, which was parked in the grocery store parking lot.
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6-05-2006 @ 8:14PM
Joel Keller said...
On a side note, how much do you think gas will have to be for us to start driving around in those little SmartCars like the one in the picture?
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6-05-2006 @ 10:00PM
Jim said...
You've obviously never been to the VIP Diner in Jersey City in the wee hours of the morning.
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6-06-2006 @ 8:17AM
Elliott said...
I don't want to get too personal, but to keep people from looking in you just have to fog up the windows a little. It's not that hard to do, well... at least in Michigan it's not.
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