What happens when the scum of the earth mates with the scum of the earth? Various sources are reporting that former Guess model, reality television star and current bimbo Anna Nicole Smith is, in fact, pregnant. The father is supposedly Larry Birkhead, a paparazzi photographer. TMZ says she's trying to figure out how to make some money off the announcement before she actually confirms the pregnancy. Gee whiz. She's already rocking at parenthood. Well, at least she'll take the heat off of Britney Spears for a while. I'm just trying to look for a silver lining here, people.
**Update: Anna Nicole confirms the pregnancy.
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6-01-2006 @ 11:17AM
elf said...
Silver lining? Ok...well...As for taking the heat off of Spears for a while, we can at least take some solace in the fact that Smith's son is apparently normal, as he looked appropriately ashamed and aghast when his mother's reality show aired. Therefore we can hope that Smith's next child also takes after its father.
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6-01-2006 @ 11:33AM
Shaun said...
Anna Nicole has actually done a great job with her son Daniel who is about 20 years old and in college. He's probably better adjusted than most children of celebrities. Anna Nicole presents herself in a certain way in front of the camera, but I don't think she's that way when the lights are off and the camera isn't rolling.
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6-01-2006 @ 11:44AM
Susan said...
Pregnant? Well I guess Anna just had to stretch her 15 minutes of fame to 20 minutes. UGGHHHH!!!!!
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6-01-2006 @ 12:11PM
MrsEldubya said...
I hope she has stopped taking Trimspa and actually eating healthy while she is pregnant. Last time I saw her she seemed either too drunk, too stoned, too something to give birth to a healthy baby. Can you call child protective services in at conception?
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6-01-2006 @ 2:25PM
ryanknapper said...
At least this keeps Constantine in the news!!~1
Oh crap, wrong thread. Sorry.
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