For the past several months, Esquire mag has been torturing male readers (and probably more than a few female ones) with their slow unveil of "The Sexiest Woman In The World." Body part by body part, they've been giving us little clues as to who she is. Now it's all online, in six parts, and the web site provides the final clues as to who she is. There's a picture of her rummaging through a refrigerator. She has blonde hair, but that might be a wig to disguise her true hair color. There's a handy drop down menu of names, and it includes such TV stars as Jennifer Garner, Tina Fey, Jessica Biel, Tyra Banks, Teri Hatcher, and Eva Longoria.
There is also an interview with her, and she says she's not a vegetarian, she's never appeared on a WB show (guess that leaves out Biel), she doesn't have a blog, and a song was inspired by her. Any guesses?
I know, it's Madeleine Albright!















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
5-30-2006 @ 9:29AM
Joel Keller said...
Bob, Esquire's starting a new cycle. The last 6-month cycle was settled a few months ago, with the Sexiest Woman being Jessica Biel. Just look at the covers to the left of the page.
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5-30-2006 @ 10:24AM
doc said...
I'm not sure who esquire thinks is the sexiest woman in the world, but for me, you just can't top Zhang Ziyi. She's so pretty I imagine other pretty things must come to worship at her feet.
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5-30-2006 @ 10:25AM
AJ said...
It's Jamie Pressly.
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5-30-2006 @ 10:35AM
Denise McMillan said...
Salma Hayek-She has a perfect body, curves, lines and totally perfect. I'm a woman andI'm not gay. The human body is a work of art. Salma is beyond perfection. I would imagine that God made Eve's body just like Salma's. It takesa lot of hard work to keep a body young, healthy and beautiful.
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5-30-2006 @ 11:09AM
Lacey said...
Whoever she is, she's got a small chest
Have you ever been married to Tommy Lee?
No. I’m missing two important things, as you can see
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5-30-2006 @ 11:09AM
Kristen Grubb said...
I think it is Rebecca Romijn. She is very beautiful. Also, X-Men is out, and she is VERY sexy, even in all that blue paint. My husband loves her!!!
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5-30-2006 @ 11:11AM
Sam said...
Scarlett Johannson- fits the bill perfectly and is the inspiration for many of Steel Train's songs.
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5-30-2006 @ 11:31AM
monkeypox said...
my guess: charlize theron.
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5-30-2006 @ 11:34AM
Adam said...
No particular order.
Vanessa Marcel
Eva Longoria
Kelly Hu
Jessica Biel
Rebecca Romijin
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba.
I can keep going if you want me to.
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5-30-2006 @ 11:37AM
Ruth said...
Kenny Chesney's former wife. Can't remember her name.
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5-30-2006 @ 11:38AM
Randy Edwards said...
It's Jessica Simpson. She just did a trailer park trash movie and Nick Lachey just wrote a song about her. All the clues point to her.
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5-30-2006 @ 1:05PM
Suzin said...
I think it is one of the desperate housewives...Eva Longoria. I am not sure what most men think of her but to me see looks like a 12 year old boy, she has absolutely no figure, no curves. Being a woman myself I can appreciate a beautiful woman when I see one but she is just not one of them.
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5-30-2006 @ 1:44PM
de de sharpe said...
ithink it is BEYOUNCE
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5-30-2006 @ 1:47PM
Debi said...
First woman to come to mind...Selma Hayek..she is perfect..sexy and funny.....what a doll! I don't believe in reincarnation BUT just in case....sign me up!
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5-30-2006 @ 2:40PM
Peter said...
My money says it's Naomi Watts.
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5-30-2006 @ 3:17PM
Laura said...
Jamie Pressly all the way!
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5-30-2006 @ 4:56PM
Lacey said...
In respoince to Randy (#11), it can't be Jessica Simpson, the girl has a small chest....Jessica does not.
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5-30-2006 @ 9:34PM
Dresden Black said...
Sorry to disappoint, but Madeleine Albright appeared on Gilmore Girls. ;-)
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5-31-2006 @ 10:08AM
scott mclendon said...
I'm with Doc:Zhang Ziyi is vertigo inducing.
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6-01-2006 @ 2:27AM
King Bob said...
charlize theron for sure!
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