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Comic Relief is still around in England

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I can't believe you didn't have the line from Lost... Where Locke tell's Mr. Eko, "I've seen enough...." I think most of the audience feels that way...

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You should add in that it was Toby who said that last line from 'The Office'. Looks like it got dropped so that now it looks like Michael said it.

I seem to notice the stuff with Toby......

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I love those! My other favorites from the week:

"Miguel just farted" - LeeAnne, Top Chef Reunion

"CW? Done Deal" - Duncan Kane and Clarence Wiedman, Veronica Mars

"I've never had a fridge." - Creed, The Office

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Every so-called "comedy" show on TV in the last 15 years flat-out stinks. All of them are thinly-plotted, and stuffed with sex and anatomy jokes. Shows like "Swill & Gross," or "The Lewd Carey Show" are just not funny. They are OBSCENE.

We have come full-circle since the 1950's, when "I Love Lucy" could not use the word "pregnant." (This was too far to the right.) But TODAY, if I were to write a TV show, the network censors would say, "This is too DECENT! You MUST have a ton of sex jokes! You MUST have a "gay" character! You MUST fill your script with lame, "You're Ugly" one-liners!" The scripts for these "comedy" shows sound like they had been recycled from a toilet stall.

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Mr. Lafleche, would you mind showing us all your Taliban card?

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I would have to agree with David Lafleche. They mostly went to crap when they started allowing more and more sex lines in them. What ever happened to good old family values ? something that the WHOLE family could sit down and watch and not have to worry about explaining the show to their kids,I say " BRING BACK FAMILY VALUE PROGRAMS ".

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Simon's comment about Taylor Hicks version of Elvis Presley's Jailhouse Rock-"That is karaoke with a capital K.I thought he sounded really good,and so did the other judges.

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Those were good ones, but the one that really made me laugh was by Jay Leno:

"Did you hear that Jessica Simpson has a new show on T.V.? Duh, or No Duh."

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I read this stuff twice, thinking I must have missed the humor the first time around. Couldn't find any the second time around, either.

While this tripe could be accused of many things, it could never be accused of being humorous.

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Everything David Lefleche says is true.

What is even sadder is the comment by Bill that follows. Mr. Lefleche never advocated censorship. But Bill reacts like someone kicked his cat - because someone wishes that TV offered something more than moral sewage.

Does a sense of decency, of right and wrong even exist in America anymore, Bill?

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Hey David Lafleche (comment #5)
GET LAID ALREADY!!!!!

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Hey David(s) Calm down douche bag, It's not that serious!

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Mr L . (comment 5) is exactly right. Those indicating he is wrong fit in the pre-puberty group.

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Why would anyone make such harsh comments to Dave after he expressed his opinion. You people are appauling... Bill (was that even relative to what he was talking about?) Jen (Hello, have you gotten any lately? None of our business right!) Sean Ellenburg (great language)
As for Dave...SIMPLY CHANGE THE CHANNEL, YOU ARE NOT FORCED TO WATCH THE SHOWS YOU DO NOT APPROVE OF...YOU OBVIOUSLY WATCH THEM BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT, RIGHT?? SIMPLE, DON'T WATCH IT, AND LET EVERYONE ELSE ENJOY THEM! :)

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Okay, I'm not trying to defend (or offend) Mr. L #5. I think I'm pretty open minded and love Will and Grace. But I'm not gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

But seriously, I liked the sitcom "Ned and Stacy" with that mechanic guy from Wings and the same actress that plays Grace. There was almost no sex jokes - just good writing - should've lasted longer. Anyone else remember it?

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Does ay-oh-el employees actually read every one of these postings and cut the bad postings? That's a lot of reading and cutting, I think. Maybe they have their own "key-words" :) Come on, just smile, whoever you are that read this and cut it.

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wow - that comment made it - so now I'll try my original one again - I love Will and Grace - but I'm not gay - 'not that there is anything wrong with that.; (anyone remember where that came from?) But I miss the show "Ned and Stacy" with the mechanic guy from Wings and the same actress that plays Grace - great show with very little if none of the sexual comedy. Funny show - didn't last long - anyone?

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Hey David Lafleche, Get a grip on yourself! By yourself, I mean you, and by grip I mean...Hell, who am I kidding, The guy don't want pregnant said on TV. Lucy is on TVLand on occasion, have you seen the one where she has the talent to be in the show, But Ricky thinks otherwise?! Then her and Ethel and sometimes Fred... Whats up with Fred's pants? I think Ethel could have done better.

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What is the difference between Paris Hilton and a rock? A rock has an IQ of zero but at least you can measure it.

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