Eternal D-lister Kathy Griffin wants you to help her get off the D list.She wants off, as she says in commercials currently running on Bravo, so she's going to do an A-list type of thing, and she needs your help. What should she do?
- Join Scientology
- Give Ryan Seacrest a pedi/mani
- Adopt a baby from Namibia
- Release her sex tape with Dame Judi Dench















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5-11-2006 @ 1:23PM
Alan said...
I suppose being the star of a $100 million dollar movie is out. Now that she may or may not be divorced, she needs to hook up with an A list celebrity. She's not hot enough to bag a Clooney, but I think she'd do well in the lesbian cicuit.
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5-11-2006 @ 1:39PM
gwangi said...
The first thing that is required to get off the D-List is to not be so annoying. I mean her and Joan Rivers make up the D-List.
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5-11-2006 @ 1:49PM
Keith McDuffee said...
She needs to come write for us. Is there such a thing as an E-list celebrity?
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5-11-2006 @ 2:04PM
gwangi said...
I guess bloggers can be considered E-list.
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5-11-2006 @ 2:10PM
Chuck said...
She could try being funny. that might help.
or become gay... wait, that only worked for Ellen
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5-11-2006 @ 2:38PM
Mayorjimmy said...
is there a write-in option for "when on set with all the people making those Sierra Mist commericals, blow self and them up"????
seriously, i'm desperate here. i can't handle another one of those f-ing things.
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5-11-2006 @ 5:54PM
Alan said...
I don't think suicide bombing annoying commercials gets you on the A List. Endless respect, but not the A List.
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5-20-2006 @ 12:56AM
Josh Cates said...
I've got to agree, she drives me crazy, and not in a good way. I'm pretty sure killing yourself gets you a certain amount of celebrity. Maybe she should try that. Then again, it may only help if you kill yourself in your prime, and she's never had a "prime", so I don't know. She could get off the D-List by shutting the hell up and never invading my TV again. Then we'd all forget about her very quickly, removing her from the D-List altogether.
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