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logoParis' wardrobe choices? Silly. Paula's jewelry? Weird. Taylor's dance moves? Silly weird. Another great night to be an American Idol fanatic! And when I say "great," I mean "freaking bizarre!" As far as musical talent goes, this was no musical standards/Rod Stewart needs a plug night.

But tonight was completely entertaining.

Chris Daughtry- Okay, once again ... does anybody seriously think that Chris can lose at this point? The man is sexy. He can sing. He's entertaining. Maybe it's just my sex organs talking, but I love this guy! I honestly don't understand how he's not already famous. To me, he doesn't sound like he should be on the radio, he sounds like he already is on the radio. Even with the second song being sorta lame, I was transfixed. I can't take my eyes off the guy. He just has that certain blah blah blah (insert clever French and/or Jewish saying here.)

Elliott Yamin- Alright, does anybody else find it sad that the most personality we've really seen from Elliott, thus far, has been when he mistakenly jogged to the wrong side of the stage? I don't hate Elliott, but I don't like him. He doesn't give me a reason to like him, and we're from the same state. I should be rooting for the hometown boy, but I'm not. He's got an amazing voice, but he ranks very low on my erotic thermometer. And with it being Spring, I'm looking for my temperature to be raised. Elliott couldn't even raise my mailbox flag.

Katharine McPhee- Serious baby equals creepy baby. Holy crap, those baby pics were scary! I mean like, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, scary! And, she didn't even make a sound when she was born. What? Maybe she's a robot, or carved of wood. Regardless, Jepetto should have given her a smaller ass. I missed the wardrobe malfunction last week, but I enjoyed her rolling around on the floor this week. But I wish that Ryan wouldn't have ruined the surprise. Him yelling out, "Katharine's on the floor!" moments before her performance proved that Ryan is a premature exclamator. (I'm trying to see how many veiled sexual references I can get into this post.)

Paris- I'm bored with Paris. I'm tired of her silly outfits and her ever-changing hair weave. And, I thought that doing a Prince song was stupid. It felt very karaoke, but not in a good way (see Taylor). I must admit that she sounded pretty good doing Mary J. Blige, but that outfit was ridiculous. When the camera first cut to her, I almost threw my bowl of ice cream at the television screen. That's how angry I get at bad fashion. (No veiled sexual reference for you, Paris.)

Taylor Hicks- Oh man, he just went totally bonkers tonight. I laughed all the way through his first performance and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I'm gonna call it a good thing. The man knows how to entertain! Everybody was making a big deal about his big fall at the end. (By the way, how many "Ryan Seacrest lying down with a man" jokes were rocketing across America at that moment?) But the dance move I really enjoyed was that Thighmaster leg move that he kept doing. I think it's called the Charleston, but it makes me think of Jimmy Stewart at that dance in It's a Wonderful Life. Only three of you are going to know what I'm talking about, but that's okay. It's the international sign for white man gone wild.

My pick for elimination- Paris

My vote- Taylor

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