Warning: many spoilers follow!(S05E10/S05E11) So there's a mole inside the CIA that's helping Prophet 5 with their mysterious plans for Sydney and her baby. Who is it? And how will the APO gang find the mole in time to save Sydney?
If you watched another show earlier this week, the mole will come as no surprise to you...
It's Barry Goodwin, the DNC guy from The West Wing! Jeez, no wonder Josh doesn't want him to head Santos' transition team!
Jack, with help from the team and Weiss (and especially Marshall, who I have decided is the most important cast member on this show - they'd be lost without him) find out who the mole (Davenport) is and Jack shoots and beats him in front of other CIA heads to find out where Syd is being held. Syd is still on the cargo ship, tied to a table with monitors attached to her. They have plans for the baby, but she doesn't know what those plans are. The APO team heads to save Syd.
How come Kelly Payton is OK, by the way? Didn't Syd stab her in the neck with a needle in the last episode?
The doctor puts Syd under. And then we find out that Subway has a new sandwich. Oh, it's a commercial. Sorry.
The APO team reaches Syd, who is alone in the infirmary, with bloody bandages around her. The team takes her off the ship, as Prophet 5 threatens Sloane over the phone: continue to help us or your daughter will never get better.
Meanwhile, Marshall finds out that Thomas accessed secret files while in the CIA. The witness protection program files. The man who killed his wife. Thomas meets the man in a parking garage. The man calls him "Peter" and says he was sorry, he was under orders. Thomas says that's not why he's here. He has to get a message to the Cardinal. (?!?)
Jack goes into Syd's room and tells her that there was a problem with her baby. And the doctors on that ship weren't trying to hurt the baby, they actually saved the baby's life.
The CIA mole is being transported, and you know that's not going to end well. The ambulance is smashed by a mack truck. The guards are killed. It's Irina. She goes over and kills Davenport.
Marcus "I've got a new cool hairstyle" Dixon takes Syd to meet Jack, who has been released by Devlin (for torturing Davenport and investigating Prophet 5 on their own) if they promise to stop investigating Prophet 5 (yeah, right). Jack wants Syd to contact Renee', and then he wants her to go home and pack. He wants to get her to a safe location.
Syd wonders what Dean meant when he said that P5 (I'll abbreviate from now on) had plans for the baby. Marcus tells her that she should go into hiding like Jack says, because she "waddles." Syd goes home and Irina is there waiting for her. (Gee, great security for people who want to protect Syd from being kidnapped again!)
Syd is happy to see her, but Syd wants her to get out because it's not safe. But Irina tells her that she knows about P5, and that she's there to help. She tells Syd that P5 is looking for The Horizon. Syd says she's never heard of it, but Irina says that P5 thinks she does. Syd tells Irina about Vaughn.
Jack asks Marshall for info, but doesn't want it tracked back to the APO office (so Devlin doesn't find out). Jack tells Marshall to forward the info about someone named "Bertram" to Dixon.
Jack goes to Syd's to talk to Irina.
Dixon goes to meet Bertram in Paris. Renee' is there. Dixon confronts Bertram about a mission he did 7 years ago for the Alliance. They talk a lot of French to each other. To refresh his memory, Dixon and Renee' tie him to the hood of a car and take him on a hell ride. He tells them about a P.O. Box in a bank. Jack and Irina are going to go get The Horizon. Syd insists on going too. It's only a 3 hour flight and The Horizon is why Vaughn was killed.
The Bristows go to the bank and pose as a mom, dad, and daughter. Well, they don't really have to "pose" because they really are. But they do it with accents!
Meanwhile, Rachel confronts Thomas about his activities. He tells her he went to him. But he lies and says that he didn't do anything because the man had a wife and son. He just walked away and decided not to kill him because that wouldn't bring his wife back.
Back at the bank, I'm not even sure what's going on. They get money or something and ask the bank if they can have a safety deposit box. The bank guy takes Jack and Irina to the box, while Syd stays in the office and calls Thomas for help. He patches her over to Rachel because Devlin is standing there.
Rachel helps Syd with the encryption, and as Syd is leaving the room, she sees the monitor: Kelly is killing bank officials. In the safety deposit room, Jack and Irina are about to open the box when Irina pulls out a knife and attempts to stab Jack! Jack controls her. Syd rushes in and realizes that Irina was the one behind the glass holding her on the ship. Irina tells them that Kelly and the guys are coming to kill them and that she's not one of Kelly's team.
Back at APO, Devlin and the team are looking through the computers, trying to find out who leaked info about P5. Sloane convinces Rachel to erase the files.
Irina insists she isn't part of Kelly's plan. She says that Jack and Syd should give her The Horizon and she'll tell them that they escaped. Syd is having labor pains. The three of them go up to the roof to meet Irina's helicopter. Kelly and her team are on their tail. The Bristows wait for the helicopter to land...but Kelly destroys it from a lower floor with a missle.
Sloane instructs Rachel to delete certain files, but it's on the same page they are now looking at. But Sloane tricks Devlin into going to a different page so Rachel can delete the file that will incriminate him (though Rachel doesn't know that's what it is).
Irina tells Syd she tried to warn Vaughn about his investigation, but he wouldn't listen to her. Jack goes down to take care of Kelly and her men. Jack kills two of her men. Syd continues to experience pains. Irina tells her that she never wanted to have a child, but the KGB demanded it. But when the doctors put Syd in her arms, she changed her mind. She couldn't be an agent and a mother. So she chose at failing to be a mother. She tells Syd "in time you'll learn you can't do both."
Syd gives Irina the gun and she kills a guard.
Downstairs, Jack shoots a fire extinguisher and kills Kelly.
Upstairs, Syd is going into labor. But the baby is coming out backwards. Irina tells her to breathe in and out and relax. Jack tells her to imagine being on the beach. With Vaughn. Syd pushes, and gives birth to a baby girl (one of the more unrealistic births I've seen on TV in a while, but whatever). While everyone is happy, Irina takes The Horizon and vanishes.
Irina calls Marshall and tells him where to rescue Syd and Jack. And to bring diapers.
In Bhutan, a man on a horse brings good news to a man in a cottage. He has a daughter...the man is VAUGHN!















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
4-19-2006 @ 11:17PM
Susan said...
Jack and Sydney lied to everyone to protect Vaughn, thank goodness she didn't think to trust her mother with that piece of news...AMAZING.
When does everyone think Syd and Vaughn will be reunited? My guess is the finale.
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4-19-2006 @ 11:43PM
Walt said...
The most unrealistic thing was the inflated lips of Ms. Garner. Like two overstuffed earthworms vying for attention.
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4-20-2006 @ 12:13AM
Tim said...
Most unrealistic thing was probably unnoticed by many:
"Rachel helps Syd with the encryption"
Rachel figured out a 512bit cypher in about 20 seconds with a pad and a pencil. Now, my crypto is a bit fuzzy, but I believe that computers have trouble with that given seemingly infinite time - that is why Marshall's program was so extraordinary.
Unbelievable.
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4-20-2006 @ 1:00AM
Tim said...
FWI: A safety deposit box is in a bank. A PO Box is in the post office.
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4-20-2006 @ 2:21AM
mm said...
I don't think kelly's dead... didn't her hand move? yep.
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4-20-2006 @ 2:27AM
matthew m. barnes said...
umm... Peyton moved her hand after Jack left. i think she's still alive. (plus, i heard that they'd signed her on for the rest of the season.)
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4-20-2006 @ 3:24AM
Mark Rabinowitz said...
"Downstairs, Jack shoots a fire extinguisher and kills Kelly."
Kelly's not dead. Her fingers moved. Why Jack didn't go over and shoot her in the noggin is beyond me.
I gave up on this show earlier this season because it was so silly and unbelievable, it made 24 look like a documentary, but now that it's ending, I figure I can see it through to the end.
This is a really silly show, though.
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4-20-2006 @ 8:26AM
eugene said...
this was kind of a quick and dirty recap. Kelly's likely not dead (they lingered on the formulaic finger twitch for a reason). the above mentioned PO vs safety deposit box. the bank thing was pretty clear to me (they were acting like a rich couple wanting to start a trust fund, daughter was late, etc).
this show is so ridiculous though. i used to watch, but after last season's giant red ball...
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4-20-2006 @ 9:15AM
DanGarion said...
People take this show too seriously. The show's good, you just need to suspend reality and just enjoy it.
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4-20-2006 @ 9:40AM
Snidely said...
#7 - Suspend reality or suspend disbelief?
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4-20-2006 @ 10:13AM
Jen said...
The birth was the most unrealistic thing of the whole show. It took her what, 2 seconds to pop that thing out? No anesthetic, but no screaming? come on,,,, And I agree with the lip comment,, they looked larger than life in this episode. But I still watch the show because I like Jennifer Garner. I will suspend reality like Dan suggested and watch til the end.
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4-20-2006 @ 10:25AM
mrcatman said...
It still is the greatest if you just sit back and let yourself enjoy. 10stars!
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4-20-2006 @ 11:27AM
George said...
I actually yelled "Oh, **** you!" at my TV when they cracked the 512-bit encryption in under 60 seconds. Right. You can crack 512-bit encryption but when Sloan spends most of his time working for the other side and even *calls the effing bad guys from his office*, no-one catches it.
On the other hand, I had no trouble believing that (a) it's possible to access a high-level CIA internal security system from a workstation in the payroll department, and (b) a CIA payroll employee would walk away from an unlocked workstation while someone she'd never met before waited at her desk.
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4-20-2006 @ 1:55PM
pat said...
Re: the birth, "No anesthetic and yet No screaming" Ummm---HELLO - How many times has Sydney been tortured, beaten, shot, etc. over the last 5 years? She wasn't screaming then, so I seriously doubt that she'd be screaming during childbirth. "I'm" DEFINITELY no Sydney Bristow, and "I" wasn't screaming during childbirth either. And NO, no anesthetic for me, there wasn't time --- My "hard labor and delivery took less than 8 mins. So Sydney's birthing experience wasnt all that "unrealistic" at all. In addition, would you really want to have spent more time in the "birthing" process or more time in the "story" process?
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4-20-2006 @ 4:11PM
Anon said...
HELLO PEOPLE IT'S A TV SHOW! YOU CANNOT EXPECT REALITY! GEEZ! If you're going to comment like that, then don't watch! You can't have your cake and eat it, too, you know!
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4-20-2006 @ 4:56PM
dmb said...
well, not to mention that any enterprise's database would have off site backups... but whatever...
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4-20-2006 @ 11:54PM
Samuel McConnell said...
I'm sorry, that was the hardest to read recap I've ever seen on TV Squad. Do you get paid for that?
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4-21-2006 @ 12:26AM
Shniblet said...
I don't know what is wrong with you people, but I LOVED this episode. There were some unrealisted moments- okay, a lot. But i really anticipated watching this episode and I was very satisfied.
Jack really should have shot Peyton a few extra times to be cetain she was dead.
I really hope Vaughn reunites with Sydney before the finale!!!!!
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4-21-2006 @ 11:10PM
Josh said...
I gotta agree with Samuel #17. This recap was VERY difficult to read. It had no flow, personality and some of the factual details were just plain wrong. My head hurts.
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4-22-2006 @ 6:24PM
Katy said...
This is addressed to everyone who enjoys complaining about how unrealistic the show is:
If you cannot sit back and be entertained for an hour without screaming "F*** You!" at the television screen, do us all a favor and turn the channel and watch the news. Or better yet, find something on the history channel. You can't doubt the reality of that.
Those of us who enjoy the far-reaching reality of the Alias-world will continue to choose to be entertained on a weekly basis. Thank you, and shut up.
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