1 star to Doughlin: "It was at that moment that Tony regretted booking his spaceflight on the Nostromo."
2 stars to Zach: " ...and The Soprano's cliffhanger was resolved this week when Tony gave birth to a beatuiful little crime lord via C-section."
3 stars to Chris W: "Tony Soprano, unable to kick ass and take names because of a coma, has developed vaginitis. The first vagina outbreak occured in his midsection, and others will appear until he does something manly."
This week, a scene from the latest Prison Break. Now why would anyone want to get out of Fox River?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-14-2006 @ 3:12PM
Hiram said...
Oh, you dropped your Soap?, No let me get it for you...
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4-14-2006 @ 3:40PM
Jamie said...
Unlike Johnny Cash, Liza Minelli was not well received at the prison concert.
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4-14-2006 @ 3:50PM
Brent said...
Hey now, do you see a sign that says you can "Try it before you buy it?"
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4-14-2006 @ 3:52PM
Jason said...
T-Bag goes the extra mile to insure that the Fox River Prison Choir has a high soprano.
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4-14-2006 @ 4:08PM
jOHN said...
You let go.
No, you let go.
No, you.
No, you.
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4-14-2006 @ 4:34PM
BobMac said...
I'm sorry...I thought you were a urinal.
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4-14-2006 @ 5:01PM
Celly said...
".. Do they say who's playing us in the movie? .."
".. No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies .."
/J&SB theft..
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4-14-2006 @ 5:09PM
don r said...
"Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away? Will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever?"
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4-14-2006 @ 5:51PM
Zach said...
Despite his best intentions, Shacklez the Prison Clown got shanked before he ever got to perform his "drop the balloon soap" routine.
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4-14-2006 @ 10:11PM
Eric B said...
Turn your head to the left, now cough. Mmmm that's right, keep coughing.
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4-15-2006 @ 8:52AM
Bus said...
Do you really think we should be doing this in front of all these people?
Give into temptation baby.
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4-15-2006 @ 10:01AM
Kevbo said...
"I will shiv you right here, right now, if you even think about saying 'I wish I could quit you.'"
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4-19-2006 @ 11:18AM
Chris W said...
T-Bag and Douche-Bag shared a laugh when their nipple rings got tangled together. Laughs quickly turned to tears, however, when T-Bag walked away with more than just his pride.
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