Jessica Simpson
continues her run at movie roles that don't actually require her to act (but they do require her to show off her
boobs). She will play Pamela Anderson's character in the movie version of Baywatch. Apparently her turn as
Daisy Duke last summer really wowed the makers of the next television-to-the-big-screen project. Oh man, I suppose that
means she's going to re-make another song. What will it be this time? 'Good Vibrations'? Ha!According to FOX News, producers of the Baywatch movie hope that David Hasselhoff will agree to sign on to the flick since Jessica is on board.















Reader Comments (Page 4 of 5)
4-17-2006 @ 11:41PM
rmj said...
Jessica will require a breast enhancement to correctly play the part of Anderson. Simpson is a C cup and Anderson, while on Baywatch, was a DD cup.
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4-17-2006 @ 11:50PM
BJ said...
Forget Jessica...who the hell wants to watch Baywatch? If it's just about the wardrobe we can see that stuff every damn day on basic TV, let alone cable, movies and the internet (hell, the beach for cyring out loud).
Acting...plot...? Nope, falling short there too. I say let Jessica take the role. Save the roles that require talent for people that HAVE talent. Leave the B-listers to do the bad B-list, made from corny TV show movies.
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4-17-2006 @ 11:50PM
rmj said...
(COME ON LINDSAY FESS UP NO ONE REALLY CARES, AND BESIDES THEY LOOK HOT !!!)
Since Lindsay got her breast enhancement I think she could play the hotty brunette running down the beach with Jessica!
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4-17-2006 @ 11:55PM
Ellie said...
Ok guys...is it me or does JS have an ANNOYING voice when she sings...thank god for the kelly clarksons of the world who have made it. She's a great looking girl, JS, but everytime her songs come on the radio I change the station! I prefer a different sound!
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4-17-2006 @ 11:56PM
Ryan said...
I think it's great she is getting more movie roles ! Just wait until it comes out on dvd, hit the mute button and enjoy !
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4-17-2006 @ 11:57PM
Mark said...
Looks as though we have alot of perfect people out here making comments, think about it, she has made it into the movie biz, and she has all of you taking the time to make comments. I think she is alright, may not be the best...but can everyone be the best? I think it sounds like all of you need to take a look in the mirror and try improving on what you need to do, not pick on what you think are bad about others.
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4-17-2006 @ 11:58PM
Michael said...
Ok so you get rid of one dingy beautiful blonde (pamela) and replace her with another finer one HIGH FIVE...FOX TV at least these breasts are real and Jessica Simpson is alot more prettier then Pam. Who cares about her acting Who's DAVID HASSHOLEhoff ? Anyway i rather see Jessica running to save someone yes without the Lifevest...Then no big breasted babe at all JESSICA? please wear a 2 size smaller bikini DONT BE HATERS GO FOR IT JESSIE make me a fan of Baywatch .....
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4-18-2006 @ 12:00AM
sophie said...
OK JESSICA HAS A NICE VOICE AND ALL
BUT SHE CANNOT ACT!
THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE GOT THE ROLE IN DUKES
WAS CUZ OF HER NICE BODY
BUT C'MON LETS FACE IT THE GIRL CANT ACT!
WILL SOMEBODY PLZ TELL THIS DITZY GIRL SHE CANT ACT
BEFORE SHE MAKES A FOOL OUT OF HERSELF??
BUT SERIOUSLY SINGERS SHOULD JUST STICK TO SINGING
AND ACTORS SHOULD JUST STICK TO ACTING
PERIOD.
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4-18-2006 @ 12:05AM
Krystle said...
Everybody's that's getting on Jessica Simpson needs to get out that jealousy store and step into the real world. Jessica has the body most of you want and that's the reason why most of you are hating. There are so many other people out there that can't act such as Beyonce and nobody getting on her. Just because you seen Jessica act crazy in newlywed everybody just started making her out that way. If you don't know her in real life you shouldn't be getting on her. Cause I can guarantee that she makes more money then most of you haters out there ever did. I do believe that she will do good in baywatch and with the rest of her career.
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4-18-2006 @ 12:08AM
heather said...
Uhhh, I can't stand this chick. Her body and boobs are what turns peoples heads, is this what good women want to be remembered by? I don't think so. Hollywood is a waste of space.
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4-18-2006 @ 12:16AM
Nick said...
The fact of the matter is she is a very sexy girl that all you other women are jealous of. And if you don't like the way she acts then don't watch the movie. Either way she don't care what you think because she is getting richer by the minute. I'm just glad she left nick ,and I wish she would come try out this Nick.
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4-18-2006 @ 12:18AM
Raghavan said...
Jessica is certainly a beautiful girl who should be commended for her appropriate acting in the Dukes of Hazard. She is a role model for all the other girls to maintain their bodies in very good shape. Why many guys are concentrating on her admirable physique? Probably in their subconscious mind they are getting some secondary sexual satisfaction by explaining about her body. Allow her to do her best in the bay watch and other movies: she has got a right to show her body elegance which is an essential requirement in such movies. I would advise her to act in several such movies and scenes where the exhibition of excellent physique is a must rather than talking too much. Sincerely, Raghavan.
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4-18-2006 @ 12:31AM
Mila said...
All of you that support her are obviously fat people with the least success who don't get any good dates anyway. Jessica is a fake commercial bimbo. The Americans have started idolizing cheap performance and looks which is the reason of Hollywood loosing its grounds.
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4-18-2006 @ 12:39AM
annie said...
yall are forgetting one important thing....if David Hasselhoff doesn't sign on, why not Nick Lachey for his role....Will she break her contract, or will she continue...Things that make you go HMMMMMMM...:)
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4-18-2006 @ 12:45AM
nick said...
Jessica shouldnt be Pam Andersons character! Pam is still hot!!!!! maybe Jessica could be Pam's little sister or something...but let Pam play her character!!!
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4-18-2006 @ 12:51AM
Mary said...
Jessica:
If you are reading this, I want to tell you I am very dissapointed at you. And many other christian brethren. First you choose to be Daisy Duke in a part that was so trashy and then you accept to be a baywatch babe. Don't you see that they are using you for your boobs? Where is your christian character and integrity? Your salvation? Is showing your body and being half naked in magazines what the Lord has called you to do? You should rethink the parts that you accept, and only take those that will show your merits. You have a great voice and I believe you would be good at comedy. Try to get jobs that dignify you and not cheapen you. Good luck. I will be praying for you.
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4-18-2006 @ 12:52AM
Denise said...
I didnt see her first movie yet i did see nick and jessica MTv show. i thought she was stuipd on there put she was paid to be stuipd. yall people need to read your star facts more then yall say or think yall are doin. i see it this way about the poor girl. if she wants to look stuipd on the tv or sing wrong that's her deal.plus a lot of people like her for her and not some fake. like brittany or those other fake boob job girls. in this world any more there people the are not star getting there stuff done cuz star like brittany did. so why dont yall shut up and love the poor girl aloney and grown up. Cuz yall can find something better then talk stuff about her.
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4-18-2006 @ 1:00AM
Nette said...
First of all..I CAN'T BELIEVE I am even responding to or reading any of this. Come on! We all know that Nick Lachay would be the best person to cast for the role Hasselhoff use to play and than put Pamela back into her role. Wouldn't that make Jessica HAPPY. I know Nick wouldn't complain. Like D.H. would if he had to work with Pam(We all know Pamela wont work with David anyhow) Besides, I hope nobody was watching that show to see David in a speedo! Hey how about Tommy Lee! Tommy Lee would definately fill out the speedo better than D.H. would and I hear him and Pam work well together. Now that would be COOL! Why is it ALWAYS about JESSICA...JESSICA...JESSICA! Nick has a pretty nice Bod himself. Just remember, there would be no Jessica if it weren't for Nick. No offense to all of you Jessica Fans or Boobie fans. We all need to get a life or therapy! Do We Really Care? I know I'm not Jealous of Jessica and I don't even think that's the point! The wed site ask our opinions...So who are we to judge one from the other! Isn't it more about FREEDOM of SPEECH...Not who we really think should take home the next OSCAR! Stop kissin' up! It's not like Jessica, Pamela, David or anyone other than us are reading this. They obviously have better things to do as do I! Good Night and God Bless Us...Every One! SEE YOU AT THE BOOBIES-I MEAN MOVIES!!
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4-18-2006 @ 1:02AM
Denise said...
i didnt see her moive. i did watch MTV show. she was paid to be stuipd and if yall people would read your star facts you would know that.so what if she might be stuipd. if she wants to be stuipd on tv let her do so.she get's pad still for it.she aint fake about her self like brittany and others. she is real.the only i bet is not real about her is her hair color.this world is stuipd any more cuz the star get boob job and the none stars want fake stuff cuz they feel like there not cute something any more. after seen a nice looking star on tv.so if she wants to look stuipd on tv let her. yall stuipd and need to grow up. if something better then talkin stuff about her. cuz there are more ulgy fake girls out there. like brittany i wont say more cuz theres to many.so come on people get a life.
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4-18-2006 @ 1:05AM
Stacey said...
I think that Jessica will be good for this part.I mean look at her she is freaking HOTT.
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