1 star to Zodzilla: "...and with that, the elementary school version of Being John Malcovich was swiftly cancelled after they realised they had printed the wrong face."
2 stars (and a T-Shirt and signed poster) to Tammy: "Although they hid it well, the guys were disappointed with Proactiv's way of guaranting to make their acne less visible."
3 stars (and a T-Shirt and signed poster) to Nic: "My Goss-Pop is TASTY! How's yours?"
This week, a gruseome scene from The Sopranos:
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4-07-2006 @ 4:14PM
Douglin said...
It was at that moment that Tony regretted booking his spaceflight on the Nostromo
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4-07-2006 @ 4:17PM
Lori said...
In his ongoing dream sequences, Tony Soprano joins the cast of Slither.
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4-07-2006 @ 4:18PM
LC said...
Tony realized he had to lose weight when he literally busted a gut from a joke a friend told him.
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4-07-2006 @ 4:25PM
Brent said...
I am soooo going to win this year's best costume contest
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4-07-2006 @ 4:31PM
gwangi said...
Oh my god I'm a transvestite!
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4-07-2006 @ 4:33PM
frankpentangeli said...
I knew I should've stopped at that 2nd plate of manicotti.
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4-07-2006 @ 4:38PM
Man said...
I knew that 7 helpings of lasagna was a bad idea, is that marinara sauce?
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4-07-2006 @ 4:57PM
elf said...
"Yeah, doc, my wife's a real ball-buster, know what I mean? But when she says she's going to extract her pound of flesh from me, I thought she just meant it, like, you know, figuratively."
or
"Actually Mr. Soprano, you're free to go home. You're perfectly healthy. Turns out that's just the biggest 'innie' anyone has ever seen."
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4-07-2006 @ 5:03PM
Jason said...
James Gandolfini in "Junior 2: The Caesarian" - coming Summer 2006
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4-07-2006 @ 5:18PM
Pawchikapawpaw said...
"Well, on the bright side, my ass still feels like a virgin."
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4-07-2006 @ 5:19PM
Az said...
"Tony... the tests came in... you're pregnant"
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4-07-2006 @ 5:53PM
Tucker said...
In the latest television crossover, Tony is shocked to see his stomach splitting open in the exact same manner as the chick at the end of the most recent episode of Invasion.
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4-07-2006 @ 6:26PM
Zach said...
...and The Soprano's cliffhanger was resolved this week when Tony gave birth to a beatuiful little crime lord via C-section.
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4-07-2006 @ 6:47PM
Tweaq said...
I don't know HOW i got herpes on my chest.
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4-07-2006 @ 7:15PM
Cameron Clayton said...
"Is is it moving Doc, I feel it moving."
"Tony you said you were doing what when the lifeline was forcibly inserted into your anus"
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4-07-2006 @ 7:56PM
Kevbo said...
"Mother f'er. I'm goin' all like John Hurt in dat Alien movie. Fugettaboudit."
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4-07-2006 @ 8:06PM
Mark Kawakami said...
"Get Dr. Melfi on the phone, I think the Prozac is giving me ulcers."
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4-07-2006 @ 8:11PM
Nic said...
In hindsight, casting James Gandolfini in the sequel to David Cronenberg's "Crash" was probably a bad idea...
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4-07-2006 @ 9:03PM
Tim said...
Whaddya mean the the baby's gonn claw its way out of my stomach?! Dammit, I shoulda asked for an epidural!
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4-07-2006 @ 11:23PM
Eric B said...
The next summer blockbuster hit: Aliens vs The Sopranos
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