I'm convinced that Martha Stewart and Ryan
Seacrest are secretly working together in a bid to take over the world. I think they hatched their plan when Seacrest
went undercover to visit her at Camp Cupcake during her five months of incarceration last year. Martha's next step
toward world domination is at Macy's department stores, where she will launch a new line of housewares. It won't
compete with her Kmart line of housewares because the Macy's items will be higher end than her bargain basement stuff.
The new line is just the latest in Martha's plan to make us all like her. And by 'like her' I mean 'similar to', not
'have affection for'. Earlier this year, she announced a deal with a homebuilder to create a line of houses. And now
those homeowners will have decorations to match their houses.New Martha Stewart line at Macy's
I'm convinced that Martha Stewart and Ryan
Seacrest are secretly working together in a bid to take over the world. I think they hatched their plan when Seacrest
went undercover to visit her at Camp Cupcake during her five months of incarceration last year. Martha's next step
toward world domination is at Macy's department stores, where she will launch a new line of housewares. It won't
compete with her Kmart line of housewares because the Macy's items will be higher end than her bargain basement stuff.
The new line is just the latest in Martha's plan to make us all like her. And by 'like her' I mean 'similar to', not
'have affection for'. Earlier this year, she announced a deal with a homebuilder to create a line of houses. And now
those homeowners will have decorations to match their houses.
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4-07-2006 @ 10:56AM
Missy said...
You forgot about the third member of their Take Over the World cult.... Ty Pennington!
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4-07-2006 @ 5:02PM
Candyce said...
WTF Martha! Martha, Martha, Martha. And I thought you were just a simple person.
Oh and I agree with you about her and Ryan Seacrest. Halleuja!
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4-09-2006 @ 12:07AM
John Trosko said...
The only thing Martha hasn't tackled yet are the grocery stores and Starbucks-- I suspect those are next.
I brought this story to my own blog, let's see what my readers say: http://organizingla.blogs.com/organizingla_blog/2006/04/martha_stewart_.html
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