"Men don't like stop signs,
they like green lights. And war." - Christine, explaining relationships, on The New Adventures of Old
Christine.- "I don't even want to tell you what I thought that said." - Bridget, trying to read a messy handwritten note that said "vanilla," on 8 Simple Rules.
- "I don't like female basketball or male pornography. Nothing against either of them..." - Jimmy Kimmel, on the Women's NCAA basketball championship.
- "He could be a dynamite center square." - J.D., about a funny patient, on Scrubs.
- "It sounds like a newspaper headline after a construction accident in a Star Wars movie." - Keith Olbermann, talking about the Wookie Hole Caves in England, on Countdown.
- "Or as I like to call it, "Waiter Weekly." - Karen, about Backstage magazine, on Will and Grace.
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