"I want Charles in charge
of me." (Charles In Charge): I don't even want to know what the girl means by this.- "It don't matter that you got, not a lot, so what? They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours and I'll have
mine." (Diff'rent Strokes): Huh?
- "I hear it in your laughter, And I feel it when
you cry. I will be right there for you, until the day I die." (My Two Dads): Cheerful lyrics for a
sitcom, eh?
- "He just keeps on movin'. Ladies keep impovin'. (BJ and the Bear): How politically correct.
- "Welcome aboard, it's looooooooooooooooo-ove!" (The Love Boat): Translated, it means "come on to our cruise ship and have unprotected sex with someone you just met."
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6-03-2008 @ 3:09PM
pattie74 said...
Which is worse? Having the Charles in Charge theme of the Diff'rent Strokes theme stuck in my head the rest of the day? Time will tell.
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3-30-2006 @ 4:04PM
Evadne said...
Personally, I find the Full House theme kind of creepy. It's like the voyeur's anthem. "I'll be there everywhere you look mwahahaha."
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3-30-2006 @ 5:29PM
eugene said...
i didn't look it up or anything, but i always thought the "diff'rent strokes theme was "don't matter WHAT you got, not a lot" not "don't matter THAT you got..."
if i'm right, then the lyrics make much more sense.
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3-30-2006 @ 5:50PM
floretbroccoli said...
I see where you're coming from with the implication of sex in the Love Boat theme. But how is "unprotected" implied? Aside from the captain's accidental daughter, that is.
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3-30-2006 @ 5:54PM
Bob Sassone said...
Hey, it was the 70s/early 80s. Besides, something tells me that condoms weren't really a priority on those cruises.
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3-30-2006 @ 7:58PM
LC said...
It may not have meant much way back then, but today meeting the Flintstones and having a "Gay old time" has a whole new meaning.
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