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Battlestar Galactica: Lay Down Your Burdens (Part Two)

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smallIt all comes down to this. So, were the spoilers floating around accurate? Did that "big risk" being talked about really happen? Who wins the election? Does the fleet settle on the newly found planet? Are more Cylon models revealed?

Read on to find out.

First big thing we find out -- yes, the preacher is a Cylon. Somehow he's able to easily slip onto the return ship from Caprica, and the rescue team thinks nothing of it. Honestly, the fact that the crew so easily assumed the Cylons left Caprica *and* allowed a Cylon to board their ship was disappointing.

Sharon reveals her darker side, admitting she cares nothing for Helo or any other humans, which is why she allowed the new Cylon to board.

Oh, and the new Cylon has the best lines of the series so far. "I'm not a fraking Cylon! (sees his Cylon twin) ...Oh, OK then." Brilliant!

So, what message does the new Cylon give? Basically, "we destroyed humanity and, well, we shouldn't have done that. Our bad." And now the Cylons want to just call bygones, let Humans and Cylons go separate ways. Well, Adama don't play that.

Also, it seems perhaps the new season will intro with "and they have a NEW plan."

The second big news of the show: President Roslin rigs the election, and a few of our Galactica friends were in on it! The election win is short lived, so the fleet now answers to a presidency headed by Baltar. While of course Baltar's a bad choice for president, so is Roslin, in my humble opinion. This election decision reminded me of one that happened not all that long ago. Yes, that's right: the douche and the turd sandwich.

And Baltar's first action as the new president? Settle New Caprica, the newly discovered planet from last week's episode. Well actually, that's the second thing he does, right after he boinks Cylon Gina. And then we have the final thirty minutes we've been reading about, that half hour we just would have to see to believe.

First up, the destruction of Cloud Nine by Gina. I guess Baltar wasn't so hot in the sack. Anyway, it looks as if the explosion takes out a few other smaller ships in the process, leaving the fleet population numbers in total question. That effect of the camera getting hit with debris was an excellent touch.

Remember all of those weird flashbacks and flash-forwards that have bugged me a few times this season? Well, the writers really did a doozy this time, flashing the *entire series* ahead a full year! The Battlestars are virtually unmanned in orbit around New Caprica, with most of the population with their feet on the ground. And Adama's sporting a neat 'stache, Tyrol's a daddy with Cally, Roslin's back to teaching, and Tigh has...a hat.

Can I just say that the fleet needs another doctor a lot more than the folks on Lost do. What's with that old crone Cottle seemingly taking care of everyone, even someone with a cold?

Oh, and Gina's nuke trick? That was a big shout out to the other Cylons in the Galaxy, letting them know right where they can find the Humans settling down. The Adama boys take quick action and FTL the heck out of there before the Cylons can do anything about it.

Oh, and that "new" plan the preacher was talking about?  Psych!

See you in October!

Quote of the episode: "Yes, I'm a Cylon. And I have a message. So... Take me to your leader."

Current planet population: 39,192

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