Let's face it, folks: The Oscars are three-and-a-half
hours of boredom and pomposity that is hopefully punctuated by occasional bits of inspired comedy, intentional or
otherwise (our own Sarah Gilbert agrees with me; check out her review). There isn't really
much a host, whether it's Dave Letterman, Whoopi Goldberg, Steve Martin, or the "gold standards" of hosts --
Billy Crystal, Bob Hope, and Johnny Carson -- can do to make the show any less of a bloated mess. That's why people
have Oscar parties; if they didn't spend time taking bets, getting drunk, and scarfing down sushi, they'd all be asleep
before the sound editing awards were completed.So that's why I'm perplexed at the mixed reviews Jon Stewart is getting for his hosting gig. While Robert Bianco of USA Today seemed to like his performance, others weren't so kind. Alessandra Stanley of The New York Times, for instance, said he looked "a little nervous", while Cintra Wilson in Salon rhetorically asked, "How.. HOW did Jon Stewart suck so hard?", using words like "tanking", "manic-depressive", and "glum" in her disjointed assesment of his performance. Tom Shales of the Washington Post, who always seems to write about TV as if his job is a chore, said that Stewart "began the show drearily, loping through a monologue that lacked a single hilarious joke," and that even Dave Letterman's much-criticized hosting stint in 1995 was better. Even the AP got into the act, saying Stewart was "too deferential, too nice and too obvious in his targets."
I don't get it; I just don't understand what people expect form an Oscar host from year to year. What was Jon supposed to do when he came out there? Sit behind a desk and do a replica of The Daily Show? That's what I think some critics, especially Wilson, who seems to be a big fan of Stewart's, expected out of him. They expected him to take pot shots at the Bush administration or make fun of Bill O'Reilly and CNN, like he does on Comedy Central every night.
But these critics forget one salient fact: this isn't a fake news show, this is THE OSCARS, a show about entertainment and the movies. It's not about politics or the media or race relations (to address the critics of Chris Rock). There's only so much a host can do in that venue, especially a host that's known for his edginess: if they make safe, funny entertainment-related jokes, they're perceived as "tanking" (Stewart, Rock), but if they make edgy jokes that don't land with the crowd in the theater, they're also perceived as "tanking" (Letterman). It's a no-win situation.
Overall, I think Stewart did a fine job. He ad-libbed well, and used his signature brand of self-deprecation to good effect, especially when deferring to the bright stars that were in his presence. The monologue, while not particluarly ground-breaking, had a lot of jokes that seemed to land more with viewers than with the audience in the theater, which, frankly, is what a host should try to do (Hollywood types seem to be a bit on the jaded side, from what I can see). Like I said earlier, there was nothing -- nothing! -- Stewart could have done to keep things moving along; for years, critics have been telling producers to pick up the pace by cuting the montages and the technical categories, but the producers seem to be ignoring them.
I'm starting to get the feeling that the perfect host for the Oscar broadcast is someone like Jay Leno, who is inoffensive, middle-of-the-road, and safe. He can make a couple of lame jokes and no one's going to slam him for not going for the jugular. Any other comedian, even if his or her act is even slightly edgy, is just asking for a critical drubbing the minute he or she accepts the gig.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-06-2006 @ 1:50PM
gd said...
Stewart did a great job. The show was the best in years - at least for the first hour+. Once they stopped the funny bits (Ben Stiller, Steve Carrell/Will Ferrel, Cowboy montage), the show came to a screeching halt. Stewart was the only thing that kept some life to it.
The interperative dance numbers were insufferable. The ridiculous amount of montages interminable (but led to Stewart's best line - "we've run out of clips. If anyone has any film clips, please send them in.").
The biggest problem with the Oscars is they spend too much time reminding everyone how special they are, then don't give the people who win awards enough time to have their moment to shine. To cut off the best picture winners before they get to speak is ridiculous.
As for Leno, I think you are right. Too many people want the safe bet. In the words of Peter Griffin - "If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you as a person."
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3-06-2006 @ 1:53PM
Brian said...
It seemed the audience was either too dense or too full of themselves to really laugh at many of his jokes during the opening. Though, they thought Ben Stiller's momentarily amusing green screen outfit was the funniest thing of all time.
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3-06-2006 @ 2:21PM
David said...
I agree with you about Jay Leno. I was thinking the exact same thing before I even got to your closing comments. Maybe I'm biased because I watch him over Letterman when I'm in the late night mood.
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3-06-2006 @ 2:51PM
cissie said...
I must second the question: "What the hell where they expecting?" and couple it with another question: "What the hell do people want?" I've already read several reviews of Jon Stewart's Oscar hosting performance and, in particular, reviews of the first several minutes of the broadcast,in which claims are being made again and again that the audience "sat still", "twittered nervously in their seats", "or looked visibly annoyed". Even if that were true, who cares? Anyone with half an antenna can attest to the fact that it certainly looked AND definitely sounded as if the audience thoroughly enjoyed Jon Stewart from beginning to end. Come on, you critics. Admit it. Jon Stewart did fabulously well, was hilariously innovative, is an utter professional, and he is so very important for America now. Everyone sitting in the Kodak theater was fair game for his playful teasing, and none of it was out of line or uncalled for, was it? Why should he be careful around the bloated egos of, say, a Felicity Huffman or a Steven Spielberg? The negative reviews are simply being spewed by people who want Jon Stewart to have failed, and probably want every other other person to fail as well. Or, maybe they just didn't get the jokes. Jon Stewart had a successful night. Give that to him. He deserves it!
Cissie Simpson
Duesseldorf, Germany
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3-06-2006 @ 2:54PM
Alli said...
I agree with you, Joel. The Oscar host critics always turn it into a ‘damned if you do and damned if you don’t’ situation. It becomes all about the host and not the value of the show as a whole entertainment package. In those terms, I’d say this show sorely lacked. I thought that Jon was great, but the pomposity of the rest of the show put me on edge. It seems incredibly arrogant that after an endless montage about how Hollywood addresses ‘the issues’, they cut off the best picture winner’s speech for a film that was attempting to address some. Doubly so after they let the Academy President and go on and on during his speech.
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3-06-2006 @ 2:59PM
BobMac said...
I like Jon Stewart and thought he did a commendable job. I especially enjoyed the subtle jabs at the movie industry and its pompous collective.
On another note, I almost felt bad Hollywood resorted to begging the public to go back to movie theaters and quit stealing.
Almost.
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3-06-2006 @ 4:13PM
fp said...
He had some really good one-liners, a lot of which fell on the stupid crowd. A comic can look like he's bombing if the crowd isn't laughing, even if he is throwing some gems up there(the Baldwin reference to 'two good brothers' falling on deaf ears, for one example)
I think he did fine and had a couple good digs at the Oscar process itself(we're going to have a montage about montages)
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3-06-2006 @ 4:29PM
Julian B. said...
Jon Stewart did a hell of a job. I have read nearly every review that I can find, and it's either:
1. He did horrible.
or
2. He is the next Bob Hope/Johnny Carson.
What the hell did people expect? Jon Stewart is a political guy, so the opinion is based on what side of the river you're on. If your a Republican, you expected him to go after Bush, tear down the administration, quip about the War in Iraq. That's what they expected, that's what they wanted so they could all go on Fox News and claim how liberal Hollywood is and how Jon Stewart has no respect for the Oscars, using the oppurtunity to bash Bush (a la Michael Moore)...
But he didn't. He gave few quick ones (Jon Stewart style) able to be caught only by people who can think as quick as he does. But he didn't do what the Neo-Cons wanted him so bad to do. Which only proves how smart Stewart is.
He did his job. He kept me laughing the whole time. He took shots at people who needed it. Now he'll go back to his work at being America's best resource for news.
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3-06-2006 @ 4:39PM
Brent said...
I was listening to Matt Drudge's Sunday night radio program. He interviewed Ann Coulter about the Oscars. Coulter said Jon Stewart was great. That is why the reviews were mixed.
Hollywood wanted him on to bash Bush. But if he did that it would be very bad for the Oscars. Damned if you, damned if you don't. So it was the executive producers fault for hiring him, not Stewart's fault. It is also the executive producers fault for playing music during the speeches. Get the old man out.
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3-06-2006 @ 4:48PM
Curious JJ said...
Jon did great - he hit the right notes. The Oscar History clips are pointless, boring and unbearably long.
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3-06-2006 @ 5:22PM
Dave said...
From what I saw, John Stewart was great. And the question posed, what were they expecting, was the right one.
Stewart makes his career in letting the air out of self important blowhards, and the Oscars is where the most pompus of blowhards gather to congratulate themselves. That montage on the biopics where they patted themselves on the back for playing historically important people? It should have been called '101 people who are more important than actors, or 101 biographies you should be reading instead of watching this' You almost want to fault Stewart for letting things like that fly without comment, but of course he couldn't because it would have gone over everyone's self important heads.
I think the producers were trying to match him up with the 'issue oriented' left wing movies.
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3-06-2006 @ 5:41PM
BartmanDK said...
I think he did a fantastic job!! He was really funny and like someone else said he had a lot of good one-liners.. the best where right after The Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar.. "And for those of you keeping scores at home, Martin Scorsese: 0 Oscars. The Three 6 Mafia: 1 Oscar"
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3-06-2006 @ 6:01PM
TWM said...
The writer at Salon asked how Jon Stewart could "suck so hard." As a longtime Salon supporter, I gotta say that Salon would know something about sucking so hard these days. Man, they just piss and moan about everything...
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3-06-2006 @ 6:14PM
bathsheba said...
Here's why the critics were nasty: like the rest of us, they were watching the TV. The audience mics were mixed very low. There was far more laughter than the sound engineers let through. Critics, preternaturally determined to hack and slash, assumed Stewart was bombing.
We had people over, ate good Italian food, drank wine, and laughed most of the way through in fine time-shifting TiVo style. The opening skit was sharp (and presented Mel Gibson as no longer outre), Stewart remained calm and intelligent, numerous bits were flat hilarious (Stiller's green suit, makeup, the gay cowboy montage), and the entire show was worth it for Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep's Altmanesque routine. It's amazing how few recognize that, for the Oscars, there was quite a bit of brilliance.
Jadedness is the fashionable pose. And that fits. Hollywood is about fantasizing the world in your own image.
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3-06-2006 @ 6:27PM
Steven Lezell said...
What kind of comment is it to say that someone looked, "a little nervous?" If intent on slamming Stewart, surely one with the rhetorical talent of Alessandra Stanley could have used more powerful language. Perhaps she was merely (if not wholly "incorrectly" in my opinion) trying to say that she had expected more "cutesy humor" from the Daily Show host. Don't get me wrong, I'm with the masses on this one: J.S. was great. I just think Ms. Stanley wrote what she wrote to be "a little different."
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3-06-2006 @ 6:33PM
Jim said...
The show was an interminable bore; naturally, the host is going to take the blame. If they cut it two two hours -- just the major awards and no fluff -- I could host it and get rave reviews.
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3-06-2006 @ 7:14PM
Evadne said...
The Cintra Wilson article was terrible. Does she not have an editor? There's a good piece at the Washington Post that suggests the problem wasn't Jon Stewart--it's Hollywood and its inability to see its own reflection. I was worried about Stewart hosting for that reason--his humor is so incisive and so unsparing, not at all like the gentle teasing an Oscar audience expects out of its host. In a year when all of these apparently insightful and socially conscious movies were made, what movie won best picture? The one that mounted a the biggest publicity campaign, including sending out an unprecedented number of screeners to members of the Academy. Maybe it was the best pic of the year--can't say; didn't see 'em all--but do we really think this is a coincidence? But on Oscar night, we're supposed to pretend like it's not, and Jon Stewart's not the right comedian for that.
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3-06-2006 @ 7:26PM
Debbie said...
what the heck were these people watching? Seems these commentators had their negative critiques ready a week ago. Jon Stewart was great and the audience loved him. Here's a tip, Jon Stewart's toe-nail clippings are wittier than any of them.
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3-06-2006 @ 7:33PM
Jason Johnson said...
Jon Stewart did a great job considering he had both hands tied behind his back. The show has to be cut to two hours max. by eliminating the non-star portions of the show. People want to watch the stars.
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3-07-2006 @ 9:26AM
Renee said...
Gee, he looked nervous? Only a zillion people watching all over the world. I thought he looked amazingly cool and was hysterically funny. I think the left wanted him to be more political and the right thought he was too political. A no win job
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