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American Idol: Goodbye Brenna!

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brennaSo long, Brenna, don't let the door of broken dreams hit you in your butt on the way out. Have fun traveling back to whatever island of over-confidence and misery that you came from. And say hi to the Brittenum Twins for me, because I'm sure they're there too. Finally, she is gone. I know it's only the second week of eliminations, but it was a long two weeks with Brenna on deck. But luckily, America just pushed her overboard. I guess somebody should throw her a life preserver, but it's not gonna be me.

I have to give myself a big pat on the back because I got it 100% right this week. Heather Cox is the other girl to go, and David Radford and Sway were cut from the boys. I don't think that any of this was a surprise. They all seem like nice people (minus Brenna, of course), but they just didn't have what it takes. Carrie Underwood looked and sounded amazing. Although, I think she might have dropped a few IQ points during her travels. She seemed a little ditsy tonight. As far as fashion goes, Mandisa was another victim of those revolutionary "invisible" bra straps. They aren't invisible. You can still see them. They are giant pieces of plastic emerging from your tank top and supporting your enormous bosoms. How could we not notice them?

But the real question up for debate is how many shots of tequila did Paula Abdul have before the live broadcast? (My guess? Fourteen and a chaser of Red Bull) And, what exactly does it mean for a "moth to fly past the melon towards the cereal box?" Is that what she said? No, that's not right. I'm sure I will come across it in a fortune cookie eventually. That is, of course, if they serve fortune cookies in an insane asylum.

 

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