"If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you
as a person." - The Family Guy's Peter Griffin, giving the Top Ten Things I Would Like To Say
To America, on The Late Show With David Letterman. - "Crippling depression is a wonderful muse." - Linda, talking about her poetry, on Still Standing.
- "...because they wanted one last chance at the employee ham discount, or wanted to put a little extra something in the ham." - Jon Stewart, about some of the ham factory workers who won the powerball jackpot going back to work, on The Daily Show.
- "I gotta drop a deuce." - Bobby, wanting to use the new outhouse for the usual purpose and not store supplies, on Survivor.
And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week
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2-24-2006 @ 4:18PM
Andru Edwards said...
What the...I thought for sure that "Oh my God! Sorry you guys have to stare at my butt the whole time!" from Monday's American Idol would have been a shoe in! :)
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