Wow! Not sure how accurate this is going to actually turn out, but Life and Style Weekly is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are heading to Splitsville.
Holmes, the former Dawson's Creek star, is currently seven months pregnant with Cruise's baby. He returns to the big screen this summer in Mission: Impossible III which was directed by Alias' JJ Abrams. Life and Style is reporting that the couple will work together until the child is born and will then announce the split. They plan to share custody of the child. Once again, Wow!
What about all the memories though? Tom jumping on Oprah's couch! The marriage proposal at the Eiffel Tower! The pregnancy announcement! Heck, we even made Tom Cruise one of the top stories of 2005! I need a new celebrity couple to obsess over!















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2-14-2006 @ 5:43PM
spongy said...
I don't think there's anyone that didn't see this one coming a mile away. Seriously.
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2-14-2006 @ 5:50PM
Thomas said...
"Life and Style is reporting that the couple will work together until the child is born and will then announce the split." WTF! Work together?!
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2-14-2006 @ 5:53PM
Keith said...
Crap, now I have to rewrite that Valentine's Day poem I wrote for my wife, titled "Just like Tom and Katie".
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2-14-2006 @ 5:57PM
Beatriz said...
I think, I think, tom just got tired of sucking her brain...
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2-14-2006 @ 6:08PM
Brian said...
Two words for you: surrogate mother
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2-14-2006 @ 6:23PM
Dr.Funbags said...
Seems Katie (she will be going back to this name right?) is nothin more than a famous Denise Row.
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2-14-2006 @ 6:39PM
elf said...
Of course, they've already issued the inevitable denial: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_en_ce/people_cruise_holmes
As for Beatriz's idea that Tom is tired of sucking on Katie's brain, well, I get the impressin that there wasn't too much brain there to begin with.
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2-14-2006 @ 6:51PM
Charles said...
The world goes "HUH?", until the world see's Tom Cruise's history with women, and then goes *YAWN*.
Who else has a movie opening this summer? Maybe Cruise can be "engaged" to that star as well. Stupid Tomkat, maybe being on the outs. All the children in America shall weep and gnash teeth tonight!
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2-14-2006 @ 7:31PM
Brent said...
They are both bad people, not just Tom Cruise. They have ruined a child's life. Shame on them both.
At least they're having the baby.
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2-14-2006 @ 8:01PM
Anna said...
Wait. Why are we believing Life and Style? It's just another tabloid. Next week they'll announce that Katie's baby is an alien. Ok, that actually might be true...
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2-14-2006 @ 10:24PM
Samantha said...
Soon after the pregnancy was announced did anyone else read a couple of articles quoting both of Cruise's ex wives of being stunned he was having a natural child? He and Mimi Rogers were unable to have children together; She later remarried and had babies. He and Nicole Kidman adopted two, but she was recently quoted as saying she wanted to have a baby. So the whole Cruise/Holmes deal was surprising to me. Anyone else?
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2-14-2006 @ 10:49PM
Christa said...
I wonder if she'll still finally be able to get rid of the horrible heres looking sores on her face now that she's not kissing Tom's a**...At least she's got a Tom Cruise DVD collection to show for her trouble, not to mention a new religon.
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2-14-2006 @ 11:09PM
Gene said...
In other words, their contract for a mutually beneficial faux relationship will come to term a little while after their child does. You know, like Tom's other faux relationships.
I wonder what the going rate is these days for being Tom Cruise's personal breeding farm?
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2-14-2006 @ 11:51PM
Alan said...
Wow, Gene. That's so cynical. I'm going to wait for the results of the DNA testing.
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2-15-2006 @ 5:51AM
MrSimmons said...
I cannot fathom as to why Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are already breaking up before even being married!
I think they got it backwards--first you get married, THEN you have your child, THEN you break up, if you decide to!
Doesn't anyone take marriage or even their romantic relationships seriously anymore?
It seems as if everyone has lost their minds; especially, these celebrities breaking up with each after being together for such a long period of time, or even shorter periods of time.
Next couple to break up, is probably Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie--let's only hope that this isn't true and they're MARRIED before their child is born.
Since when is it moral or socially acceptable to have an innocent child out of wedlock? Sure doesn't say much for many celebrities and their upbringing or their moral standards.
Maybe some of these celebrities need professional counseling for their marriages, relatinsohips and for themselves.
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2-16-2006 @ 12:27AM
TheMovieGoer.com said...
toms bf got jealous
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2-24-2006 @ 10:29PM
fireice said...
Hmmmmmm A 27 yr old and a 43 yr old.. what are the odds of those two staying together. Thats a tuff call. I think Tom has ran into his mid-life crisis, and I think pretty Katie is looking for a daddy. I could be wrong.... I think both of them are sweet people, but I dont think their love will last too long. I believe Tom loves Katie because she is young and looks good on his arms..,but I dont think Katie's love for Tom is that strong.. We will see :)
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2-24-2006 @ 10:30PM
fireice said...
Hmmmmmm A 27 yr old and a 43 yr old.. what are the odds of those two staying together. Thats a tuff call. I think Tom has ran into his mid-life crisis, and I think pretty Katie is looking for a daddy. I could be wrong.... I think both of them are sweet people, but I dont think their love will last too long. I believe Tom loves Katie because she is young and looks good on his arms..,but I dont think Katie's love for Tom is that strong.. We will see :)
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6-22-2006 @ 10:52PM
Brad said...
So another of Cruise's beards is leaving. No surprise there. He really needs to come out of the closet.
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2-17-2007 @ 8:42PM
DrDarcu said...
One year later, Tom and Katie made it! Yeah Tom! I am so happy for your getting married, in an absolutely beautiful ceremony in Italy.
Tom Cruise, I may be one of the only people who believe that your jumping on the couch, your proposal on the top of the Eiffel Tower, the birth of your movie that preceeded the birth of your precious daughter, were all acts of one who lives a PASSIONATE LIFE. I am a certified sex therapist, who believes in true love, in true passion, and that true love lasts a life time. I am so happy that Tom's love and love child is the result of a passionate love...not a crazy love, but an intentional love that will last through Suri forever!!
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