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How do Klingons make vegetarian lasagna?

Posted Feb 12th 2006 8:24AM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Other Sci-Fi/Supernatural Shows

Well, first you need to invite over a vegetarian and get him talking. Then, when he's comfortable, catch him by surprise and "beat him to death with a sack of phone books".

Thus begins the Klingon recipe for vegetarian lasagna, according to humorist Mike Richardson-Bryan over at McSweeneys. Richardson-Bryan also wrote Klingon recipes for Homestyle Gagh, Heart of Targ, Thing on a Stick (a.k.a. Bachelor's Delight) and Tribble Nuggets, which involve a lot of shooting and then stomping Tribbles into nuggets. Funny stuff. Also check out the writer's Klingon Personal Ads and Klingon Fairy Tales for McSweeneys.

Tags: fairy tales, gagh, klingon, lasagna, mcsweeneys, personal ads, recipe, targ, television, thing on a stick, tv, vegetarian, worf

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