Clay Aiken always comes across as a very affable and
kind human being. His fans, however, will both attack and eat someone who dares to slight their favorite singer even a
little. When a soldier, John Paulus, reported that he had met Clay via the Web and that the two met in a hotel for sex he began to
receive death threats.The threats haven't deterred him, obviously, because now he's considering re-enacting his alleged
tryst in a porn movie.
I, like most people, think Paulus is full of it, but let's imagine that all of this is true, just for argument's sake. Paulus claims he received no money for his story, so why the obsession with telling everyone about it? Whether this actually happened or didn't happen seems irrelevant now. It all boils down to Paulus wanting to take advantage of whatever remains of his fifteen minutes. Furthermore, everyone already has their minds made about Clay anyway. Some think he's gay, others think he's straight, and then there are those like myself who believe he's actually a robot controlled by a tiny duck inside his head. Clay's best defense is keeping his mouth shut, and he knows this.















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2-01-2006 @ 1:33PM
Elliott said...
Clay's best defense is keeping his mouth shut
Clay's worst defense would be to impregnate a woman and jump on Oprah's couch.
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2-01-2006 @ 1:41PM
TRISH said...
IF HE IS OR IS NOT GAY IS NOT THE ISSUE, THE BOY "CAN" SING. SO WHO CARES.
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2-01-2006 @ 1:44PM
TRISH said...
WHETHER HE IS OR IS NOT GAY IS NOT THE ISSUE OR A BIG DEAL. THE "BOY" CAN SING!
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2-01-2006 @ 2:10PM
Brent said...
I think he is a hardcore Christian. So, I have a hard time believing he is gay.
Now, he is the epitome an effeminate man that teenage girls like. He is what the feminist wanted in a man (except not having sex before marriage). But those teenage girls are not old enough to realize they are the worst kind of men. Those feminist realize they are wrong about what a real man is until they are divorced in a mid-life crisis.
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2-01-2006 @ 2:44PM
Amanda said...
Oh my goodness. ROFL
Thanks for the laugh Elliott!!!
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2-01-2006 @ 3:53PM
Logan said...
I know plenty of happy gay christians, I don't think this is a faith question I think's a media issue - it's something to talk about :period.
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2-01-2006 @ 4:17PM
Porchland said...
Ewww!! Even people into gay porn couldn't find much to like about that! I can't imagine a set of circumstances in which I would want to see a Clay Aiken look-a-like having sex with another man.
Bluckk!!
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