1 star to Jason: "And that's when Eko knew the horrible truth... the island BBQ was not going well."
2 stars to Chris W: "Surgeon General's Warning: Second hand mysterious-security-system-soul-examining smoke may cause lung cancer, emphysema, and heart disease... Unless you're a Nigerian gangster, in which case I'll be wofting away now."
3 stars to Man: Smoke: "I'm the island's security" Eko: "Remember me from Oz." Smoke: "Um...I think I left the stove on...bye."
This week, a scene from the series premiere of Love Monkey:
















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
1-20-2006 @ 11:44AM
A Boy Named Mole said...
"You put this olive where??"
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1-20-2006 @ 11:56AM
Bob Mc said...
"That's strange...earlier today someone said I looked like Ed from that show, too."
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1-20-2006 @ 12:06PM
Brent said...
See I told you I can take the wrapper off a starburst with my tounge.
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1-20-2006 @ 12:12PM
Brent said...
Female: Wait you totally just reminded me of a great joke.
Ed: MMmmmMff
Female: So a guy brings a monkey into a bar. The monkey goes crazy eating everything it can in site swallowing it all whole. He starts with the cherries and the olives and then jumps onto the pool table. He swallows the cueball whole! The bartender a little annoyed kicks them out. A week later the guy comes back with the monkey and this time instead of eating everything right away, he shoves it up his butt first and then eats it. The bartender looks at the man and asks "Why's he shoving the cherries up his butt?" to which the guy replied "After the cueball last week - he now measures everything"
Ed: Mfafafff *choke*
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1-20-2006 @ 12:21PM
Bus said...
Ever seen the ping pong ball trick done the hard way?
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1-20-2006 @ 12:25PM
LC said...
The restaurant had second thoughts on their "ED" grape dispenser when customers were more grossed our than amused.
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1-20-2006 @ 12:28PM
Paul said...
Tom looked at her and thought to himself, "We don't belong together-I know that. But I'll be damned if this isn't the tastiest eyeball I've ever had!"
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1-20-2006 @ 12:58PM
Brent McKee said...
"Some guys like to show how well they can use their tongues by tying a knot in a cherry stem. I prefer to showcase my talent in that area by stuffing the pimentos back into the olive."
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1-20-2006 @ 1:03PM
Jason said...
"See, this show really does suck."
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1-20-2006 @ 1:44PM
Vincent J. Murphy said...
"One..two...three...crunch. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know."
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1-20-2006 @ 1:51PM
Captain Obvious said...
DVD Commentary from the director: "This scene was originally envisioned as an homage to Total Recall, but the olive was just too big and the nostril was just too small."
Assistant Director: "Yeah, and it just didn't work with a smaller black olive. There was one really funny take where one of the camera guys was filling in and reading along; he used a garbonzo bean and it came flying right out...[long laugh from others]...but the gonzo was just to hard to see on camera."
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1-20-2006 @ 2:23PM
Allibee said...
...and the date didn't even have to bet Tom Farrell
10 bucks to get him to pucker up with an olive.
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1-20-2006 @ 2:29PM
gwangi said...
You think that's a neat trick? That's nothing, I've got an eye on the back of my head.
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1-20-2006 @ 3:59PM
Bus said...
Just as Tom hears her say the dreaded "L" word, his male intamacy warning light goes off!
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1-20-2006 @ 10:52PM
Emily said...
Eat your heart out Jennifer Anniston!
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1-23-2006 @ 7:25AM
Chris W said...
"That's a neat trick, Tom. Really. But can you tell me again WHY you fed a string of pearls into your butt in the first place? For God's sake, we're in a restaurant, and it looks like you have a tail!"
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1-23-2006 @ 3:04PM
ThatJamie said...
"Yes, of course the 5 second rule can be extended to 10 but only in special circumstances."
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1-24-2006 @ 5:22PM
Jason said...
When do stars show up with your comment postings? I got 3rd in last weeks entry, but my postings still show 0 stars...
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1-26-2006 @ 8:22PM
Keith McDuffee said...
Jason -- The star system still isn't working. Don't worry, I will go back and give the proper stars once it's back online.
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