Paris Hilton is really stupid
Posted Jan 20th 2006 8:09AM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Talent
I think Paris has a future as one of those Jaywalkers on
The Tonight Show. The girl is dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb. If you didn't already figure that out from her crap reality show and personal appearances on various talk shows,
you really should read some of her spoken word. It's... depressing. TMZ obtained a copy of Hilton's deposition from a
lawsuit in which she is accused of spreading lies in gossip magazines about her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Here are
a few Paris-isms:
- When asked if she knew the last name of a friend, she said, "It's like a weird Greek name. Like
Douglas."
- When asked if she knew of any publications of the story she supposedly fed to reporters in U.K. magazines, she
said, "No.. there is stuff in London."
- When asked what she said to her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend when the two bumped into each other at a club,
"I just said to her... she is old and she should stay home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with
young people....what else did I say? That she's not cute at all."
- She said the ex-girlfriend threatened her ex-boyfriend, "He said that she threatened to send Mexican
people to come and beat the s**t out of him."
- Describing her former publicist, "a f***ing liar."
- She had to be reminded several times to say "no" instead of "huh-uh" when answering
questions.
Do you get the feeling that, when Paris travels, she 1) has no idea where she is and 2) doesn't care? That really
pisses me off.
Tags: celebrities, deposition, gossip, greek, lawsuit, london, paris hilton, paris latsis, ParisHilton, television, tv, uk, united kingdom, zeta graff
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
2-19-2006 @ 7:13AM
Dessy said...
Haha.. she IS dumb!!
Okay, tonight I was at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas where Paris Hilton was celebrating her b-day party. First of all, she was drunk as hell and constantly lifting her dress up when dancing, in return the security gueards had to pull it down- and that was in front of the whole club! She was also making stupid comments on the microphone accompanied by weird animal-like noises.
When my friend and I went to the restroom, she came in incredibly drunk. It was even hard for her to walk... The funny part? She wanted to throw up! Believe me or not, she looked like shit, and generally if not anything, she's at least good looking. When the restroom security lady didn't let her go in the restroom with her firend, she screamed "It's my b-day party you fucking bitch! So just shut the fuck up and get out of here!" Finally, the security guards came in the restroom and took her out.
I've always thought she's dumb but I didn't think she'll go that low. All in all, I don't think she does that on purpose, she's just stupid and can't help it. The worse part? I think she likes it...
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3-07-2006 @ 7:37AM
Ania said...
last nite i saw simple life with paris and nicky ... paris didnt know what walmart is, she acted like a fukin princess and i just cant undertsand why people like her ... she has nothin to offer, shes not talented and she is definitely not hot ... she is so stupid, but should we be surprised??? she didnt even finish high school, she took the GED ...
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3-15-2006 @ 7:42AM
godek said...
come on be nices she lovely
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8-01-2006 @ 11:50PM
katie said...
Who do you think is more stupid? Paris Hilton or the people who buy her crap products?
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8-11-2006 @ 2:26PM
Paul said...
Paris Hilton the dumb bitch. One day i was watching some crappy tv show and Paris Hilton showed up with an interview. All i remember is the most stupid line i've ever hear "Yes and...i realized..that poor people can be happy too" !! :)) Imagine what's in her brain
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8-16-2006 @ 2:05PM
Vraget said...
Why is everybody so busy hating her?
It might be that she is stupid, I don't know, but I don't think you can judge her from TV clips. If you had a camera following 24 hours a day, you would probably be caught saying some really stupid things as well.
She is the one laughing all the way to the bank, and I quarantee you that she wouldn't do the same if she was a professor in nuclear physics.
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8-21-2006 @ 4:38PM
Hunter said...
What is "Vraget" talking about? His contribution to this debate makes no sence! He probably protects her because he thinks she’s hot. I sincerly think that Paris dosent pretend to be or act stupid, she just is. We all saw in the movie “House of wax” that she cant act, ergo she cant even act stupid.
She was born rich, so she never needed any talent or education to make it. Maybe if she had to work for money like most of us, then maybe her talent/skills (if any) would appear.
The fact that she rich and famous is a natual thing for her, she takes everything for granted, it appears that she thinks less of those people who dosent have the same benafits she has, even though they are hard working people. Maybe she’s not stupid, but clueless.
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1-20-2006 @ 8:59AM
Thomas said...
This entry just goes serves as publicity for this half-wit (at best). She's not intelligent, not talented, not even particularly attractive. She's famous because she's incredibly rich and totally undeserving of it. Sadly if she was talented or clever or anything of merit people wouldn't be as interested.
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1-20-2006 @ 9:47AM
Tucker said...
Dumb as a brick.
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1-20-2006 @ 9:53AM
zeke said...
Did you see Countdown with Keith Olberman last night?
They had "Paris Hilton Defamation Deposition Puppet Theatre" where they actually acted out some of those moronic lines (and more) with puppets...hilarious.
My favorite: "I meet so many people, I don't even know some of my friends' names."
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1-20-2006 @ 10:11AM
George said...
Tucker, I represent the National Brick Council, and on behalf of my organization I must respectfully request that you withdraw or qualify your statement immediately. Independent and government-funded studies have shown that only one in 1000 bricks scores as low on a standardized IQ test as does Paris Hilton, and this is usually the result of too much foreign material in the mold. The vast majority of bricks are far more intelligent -- and far more *useful* -- than Ms. Hilton. Our society has relied upon bricks for hundreds if not thousands of years. When's the last time you relied upon Paris Hilton for anything?
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1-20-2006 @ 10:26AM
Brian Sheridan` said...
She is the poster child of why the estate tax should NEVER be repealed!
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1-20-2006 @ 10:32AM
TVLover said...
Um...dude...like...I SO think that George should get a star for that!!! Like it was sooooo hot!!!
:)
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1-20-2006 @ 11:24AM
R-Bro said...
Paris Hilton is dumb. Water is wet. Why are we stating the obvious?
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1-20-2006 @ 12:12PM
Anna said...
Despite the fact that a lot of us KNOW Paris isn't very smart, there are a lot of people out there who think she's great. She's a...gulp...role model for teen-agers. When I was Christmas shopping last year, I actually heard some "tweens" talking about Paris and how they loved her and were totally excited about some new product she wears/endorses. I wanted to knock their heads together.
So... I posted this story because the world needs to know: she's a dimwit.
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1-20-2006 @ 12:52PM
Joshua Stein said...
I agree with TVlover - a star for George for one hi-larious post.
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1-20-2006 @ 5:16PM
Marlowe said...
I love tvsquad and respect the work everyone does.
But I think you should focus on something else than
Paris Hilton. What's with all this hate?
Let her be! She has a lot of money, she can do
whatever she wants, wherever she wants. Good for her.
Why does everyone keep talking about her if she's so
stupid and so uninteresting? Don't everyone ever get
tired of hating her? of making fun of her?
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1-23-2006 @ 5:29AM
JSimmons said...
Paris Hilton makes stupid remarks that only someone lacking any sign of intelligence would make because she knows that she'll get attention.
The minute she ceases making dumb remarks, is the time everyone stops listening to her.
Bottom line: She's an attention-seeker and knows how to get it--by making stupid remarks!
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