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Jordan is going against Dr. Cox's wishes and is planning to have their son Jack baptised. As part of planning for this important event she has invited his heretofore unmentioned (at least I don't remember hearing about her) sister, played by Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm. She is a major irritant to Perry since she is a devout Christian where as he could not be more disillusioned about God and spiritual matters.

Meanwhile, Turk is just about as happy as can be since he's having tons of sex thanks to Carla's desire to have a baby. But her clinical nature toward preparing for their whoopie-sessions isn't going over well. Luckily Carla knows a simple mention of Tyra Banks will help him get in the mood.

The Janitor has asked J.D. to help him move, a request J.D. quickly rejects. Of course this just leads to more animosity between the two of them and a hilarious moment where some other doctors get in the way of Janitor giving J.D. the evil eye because of it. Later on, though, J.D. sees this an opportunity to mend the fence with him and agrees. Of course the Janitor is always looking for new ways to humiliate the not-so-young-anymore doctor and J.D. winds up running off with a Buddha statue. You have to see it to understand it.

Paige (Dr. Cox's sister) is getting on his nerves even more than usual when she suggests to the family of a patient who is not doing well that prayer may help. He berates her because of her beliefs. When test results come back later showing unexpected improvement, Perry is all ready to lord it over Paige but the patient's family winds up thanking her instead of him. Seems she was up all night praying with them and they credit her (and God) with the recovery.

Turk, after making Carla mad when he's late for a booty call, finds that angry sex is so good that he continues to make her mad just to enjoy it. He doesn't know how to break the cycle and quit doing it, a decision which is made earlier when Elliot blurts out the truth to Carla. Eventually he realizes, thanks to Elliot, that the whole process of taking temperatures and deciding on optimal positioning of the cervix is very sexy to Carla because it could lead to a baby and gets on board with it.

Perry has had it with the baptism preparations and snatches Jack out of the apartment before Jordan and Paige can, in his opinion, do more psychological harm. Eventually, though, he brings the boy back and they go ahead with the ceremony without Perry. Until, that is, he shows up in the back of the church in a hockey jersey and drinking a beer. Later on we learn it's not the religion that irritates Perry so much, it's the fact that Paige reminds him of the childhood he's worked so hard to forget.