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Desperate Housewives: We're Gonna Be Allright

desperate housewives susan in hospitalWhen I saw Greg Germann sitting there at the bar in the opening scene, I almost jumped up and down with glee. I loved him on Ally McBeal and oh, how I've missed him (turns out he's been doing B movies and such these past several years)! Is he joining the show?

Um, no. He's the very epitome of the bad date, told in one of the most charming ways I've seen recently. Mary Ellen's voiceovers make everything just seem so infused with destiny. It's really a lovely trick and, in this scene, its played to maximum effect.

Susan, she's not loving the boor German plays at all. Much better: the doctor that treats them both for a vicious accidental head-butt. (heh. "in some cultures headbutting is a mating ritual!" heh heh). He's certainly a hotty and Susan proceeds to pursue him in the awkward way that no one but Susan could.

Her tour de force: she fakes symptoms that will entrap the hot Dr. Rob, setting up a series of increasingly funny scenes. My favorite, when the doctor (who's come to tell her that her set of symptoms is some rare immune disorder that will kill her) is told of her deceit and asks her out to sushi. I'd type out the dialogue but it's the delivery that makes it work. His closing zinger: "Not tomorrow. I'll still be mad at you then. But Friday: I'll have cooled down by Friday." Yeah, it sounds better on the telly.

lynette is not so lovableNot getting such entertaining treatment by the writers: Lynette. She's gone from most-sympathetic character to tying for least (there's lots who rival for the absence of empathy). The nail in her coffin is her behavior when Tom tells her he'd rather not have the snip, just in case something should happen. Her hypothetical jealousy is ridiculous, childish, pointless, immature. It causes a rift in their marriage that's all her fault - and the whole first season we were sure that Tom would be the one to cause problems with his roving eye.

While Tom certainly plays the injured party to the hilt - I almost want to cry in that closing scene when he confronts her in their dining room - I have a hard time believing that Lynette can be so cold. I've said it before, but I hate her transformation from Mommy Madness battlecry to hostile working woman (I want her to work, don't get me wrong, I just don't want her to be so heartless about it!).

desperate housewives bree in prisonThere's a lot more good in this episode, and already I've been going on and on. This week had some of my favorite scenes so far this season. #1 most excellent: when Gabby does nude yoga on the front porch to make a point to her not-jealous-enough husband. That made me laugh out loud. (could have done without the gratuitous de-fingering, though. was there a sale on fake blood or something?) #2 most excellent: Bree in prison after having been arrested by the detective for DUI. Her cellmate thinks she's a high-priced callgirl and wants to know how she does it. The lady doth protest, then gives up and says coolly that she makes $5,000 a night. I almost wish she would get into the profession.

Now then I'd like her.

I know I've left out a couple of major revelations. Tell me: what are you talking about this morning?

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