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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
1-13-2006 @ 3:25PM
Man said...
Smoke: "I'm the island's security"
Eko: "Remember me from Oz."
Smoke: "Um...I think I left the stove on...bye."
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1-13-2006 @ 3:29PM
Big Willey said...
"I said poof-poof-give, Locke! Poof-poof-give!"
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1-13-2006 @ 3:44PM
Douglin said...
Man vs. Rain Cloud: "tut tut looks like PAIN!"
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1-13-2006 @ 3:51PM
Zod said...
Charlie (in the tree): Look out Mr. Eko, you might get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!
sorry, it's not really a joke, but I've just always wanted to use that word somewhere in it's correct context.
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1-13-2006 @ 3:57PM
Captain Obvious said...
I know it is cheating to copy and paste quotes from "Oz," so this one doesn't count. But I like it anyway.
Smoke: Why don't you just kill me?
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1-13-2006 @ 4:18PM
Jason said...
And that's when Eko knew the horrible truth... the island BBQ was not going well.
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1-13-2006 @ 4:23PM
Captain Obvious said...
Mr. Eko was amazed at the island's ability to slow down his sneeze, and he circled it with amazement, a-la Neo dodging bullets in the Matrix.
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1-13-2006 @ 4:27PM
gwangi said...
Hello Mr. Eko. I'm Mr. Smoke.
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1-13-2006 @ 4:29PM
Emily said...
Smoke Monster: Damn, I thought I was the scariest thing you'd ever meet in a dark alley!
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1-13-2006 @ 4:32PM
Bob Mc said...
Ahh choooo!
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1-13-2006 @ 5:02PM
Pudie said...
Oh thank god. I thought I might have to deal with Ana-Lucia!
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1-13-2006 @ 5:17PM
SamMalone said...
Mr. Eko: Mr. Smoke, please show me what happens in next week's episode, not what happened before in my life.
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1-13-2006 @ 5:18PM
Jamie said...
"Damn, Hurley! What did you eat?"
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1-13-2006 @ 5:48PM
Captain Obvious said...
Mr. Eko will NOT make Mr. Blacksmoke's "Worst Dressed" list next year, despite the ripped and raggy "I'm a sexy islander" look that really isn't working for him.
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1-13-2006 @ 7:16PM
Lyndon said...
Mr. Eko - Alright who let one rip, Charlie I'm looking in your direction.
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1-13-2006 @ 8:12PM
Eric B said...
WOW, this island's got some good weed for me to be trippin like this.
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1-13-2006 @ 8:20PM
Tim said...
Smoke: Damn! Not even a flinch! What you be smoking, dude?!
Eko: You.
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1-13-2006 @ 9:35PM
Toby OB said...
LOVED you in "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest", Smoke.
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1-13-2006 @ 10:27PM
Henry Casey said...
Tell The Others that Mr. Eko let you live. Oh, and stop fucking around with Michael.
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1-13-2006 @ 11:26PM
Andrew said...
Smoke: "Man, I thought I was black"
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