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Project Runway: Banana Republic Competition

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santinowackyIs Santino out of his damn mind? Forget about the fact that he kicked off the show looking like the Unabomber by using his sweatshirt as a makeshift toupee for his big bald head. (Not that I disapprove of covering up that monstrosity.) But what's up with him insulting Michael Kors? Insinuating that Mr. Kors only knows the fashion preferences of old people, isn't a good way to kiss up to the judges. It appears to be that Andrae finally got off the crazy train and handed his ticket to Santino.

 

This episode had the designers making a garment for Banana Republic that would be versatile for both day and night. The catch was that designers were self-paired into teams and both designers of the losing team would be eliminated. Which means, no finger pointing this time, Santino. The teams (Santino & Nick, Andrae and Daniel, Chloe and Emmett, Diana and Marla, Kara and Zulema) picked out their fabric from Banana Republic (mostly navy blue material) and had till midnight to design a modern and versatile garment.

Diana and Marla were an absolutely disaster together. Big surprise. Diana came up with a boring white pencil skirt, where you could unhook the front and pin it to the back, and it would transform it into....another boring white pencil skirt. Didn't she come up with a similar idea on the first episode, with the magnet skirt? I remember it being a disaster then and it certainly was a disaster this time. Tim gave it his thumbs down and they actually did something smart...they changed the design. But the second try didn't look much better. In fact, it was pretty much a gray secretary outfit. But not the kind of sexy secretary outfit you might see at a strip club or a low-budget porno. It was just unsexy and boring.

Kara and Zulema also experienced near disaster with their design. I'm not exactly sure what it was supposed to be, but it made Kara cry a lot and Zulema yell at her in a hushed whisper that had to be subtitled through most of the show. Zulema was also very upset about all the "f*cking navy blue" that was being used. I gotcha, Zulema, but it is Banana Republic...get use to it. The dress they originally made had some kind of built-in poofy boob thing. As two women, I don't know what they were thinking? I don't know of any woman in the world that enjoys wearing dresses with built-in boob poofs. In the 11th hour (quite literally), they pulled a beautiful, flowy black and white print dress out of their asses. I actually found it quite stunning.

Santino, Santino, Santino. Why do you do this to yourself? And why did you have to do it this week to Nick too. Santino took charge of his team (of course) and designed some sort of skirt suit that involved a ridiculous grey kimono-inspired top. It just didn't look right. It wasn't practical and it wasn't flattering. If it looks bad on a model, then it's gonna look bad on all of us. And it looked bad.

After the models were fitted, there was another twist this week. The design teams had $200 and a hour to design a display window at Banana Republic to feature their outfit with a live model. People on the street could place a vote for who they thought had the best display. Sort of Project Runway meets The Apprentice meets Survivor. I actually thought all of the windows were pretty boring. But let's face it, Banana Republic is pretty boring. The design teams were obviously instructed to use little or no color in the window displays because all of them were void of it. I thought Diana and Marla's window was the worst though. It was basically just their model stomping around on crumbled up paper.

I don't know what has gotten into the water supply at the Project Runway catering trailer, but Heidi looked bizarre this week. I wasn't feeling her flapper chic/slicked hair/red lipstick thing at all. And her lighting was absolutely horrible this week. They had her front lit during most of the judging, and it totally just washed out all her features. She looked like she belonged in a Robert Palmer video. I didn't like it at all. I like bubbly Heidi, with the cute maternity clothes, and the feathered blonde hair better. I would like to return washed out, painted face Heidi for a full refund.

During the runway show, the judges absolutely loved Andrae's and Daniel's dress, and it was quite cute. It was a little black dress with a "precious" white jacket over it. Very simple, but very cute. And Chloe and Emmett also had a winner with this number. But I must admit, I think that I liked Kara's and Zulema's print dress the best. I know that it was thrown together, but I just liked the way it moved. It just looked like the kind of dress you would wear out and actually get compliments on. The judges thought differently. Apparently, Mr. Kors thought the white jacket over it looked too "80s super bitch," but I disagree. If anything it looked very Bea Arthur in The Golden Girls, but there was just a certain charm to it that I loved. It was my personal pick for this week's winner.

Santino and Nick almost got eliminated this week with this design (hideous jacket not pictured), but it was Marla and Diana who finally got what they deserved -- elimination. The dress wasn't really that awful, but it was boring. Take a look at it here. Plus, there was no way that the judges were going to take Nick down with Santino's horrible design. No way.

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