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Mr. Blackwell, the be-all and end-all of fashion, has some mean things to say about a lot of ladies who work in television. Topping his Worst Dressed list this year is Britney Spears, and if you see her outfit while shopping in Las Vegas recently, you'll understand why. Blackwell says, in his unusual alliteration-meets-Dr. Seuss speak, "From Princess of Pop to the ultimate Fashion Flop!" I wonder what it would be like to actually talk to this Mr. Blackwell in person?

Here's the entire Worst Dressed list, along with Mr. Blackwell's snarky comments and exclamation marks:
1. Britney Spears, "From Princess of Pop to the ultimate Fashion Flop!'

2. Mary-Kate Olsen, "Bag lady rags that look depressingly decayed--forget the 'accessories' and buy some Raid!"

3. Jessica Simpson, "It's time to sack the stylist and divorce the designer, she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel--slingin' has in a Vegas diner!" (what?)

4. Eva Longoria, "garish taste"

5. Mariah Carey*

6. Paris Hilton, "Hot? I think not!"

7. Anna Nicole Smith, "Her supreme court battle proves every fashion 'dog' has their day--unless she's mistaken for Queen Kong!"

8. Shakira*

9. Lindsay Lohan, "Drowning in grown-up groaners."

10. Renee Zellweger, "Renee runs the gamut from Kewpi Doll Dreck to Red Carpet Wreck--just take your pick. She looks like a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick!"

*I couldn't find his comments on all the gals.