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How much would you pay to get your wedding video back from the hands of evil videonappers? The guys who stole Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's wedding video thought they'd get a cool mil off the famous couple, but all they're getting for their troubles is some time in the slammer. Apparently the bad guys snagged the video after they found it on Marc Anthony's laptop, which was stolen along with the car it was in last October. The car was recovered but the laptop wasn't. 

The bumbling idiots thieves then tried to shop their stolen vid to several media outlets, including People, US Weekly and Access Hollywood, who all turned them down (now who knew those guys had scruples?), and when that didn't work, they contacted Anthony and offered to sell the video back to the couple for a million bucks.

Tito Moses, 31, and Steven Wortman, 49, were arrested in a sting with NYPD police posing as reps of Anthony's willing to negotiate for the video, and were arraigned yesterday on charges of conspiracy, attempted grand larceny and possession of stolen property. Why does all this sound like an episode of Scooby-Doo? I can practically hear the bad guys grousing, "And we'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!"