Janice Dickinson was booted from her judge position on America's Next Top Model and disappeared
off the face of the TV-world after she stormed out on the finale of The Surreal Life 5 (oh, Omarosa...). Well,
guess what? Janice is back with her own show. Oxygen has ordered 10 episodes of Janice's own reality modeling show, in which she'll
pick five models to join her new Hollywood modeling agency, Janice Dickinson Models.Yeah. That's right. She's back. She's like a villain from a slasher flick, the kind that just won't die... You think she's finally gone so you watch other shows, but one day you start hearing a raspy, high-pitched wailing in the back of your head. You think, "Good lord, what the hell is that?" and then the voice booms, "I'm the world's first sooopermodel!" and you scream, "Ahh! It's The Janice! Sweet death, take me now!" and then a secret human defense mechanism takes place in which your intestines leap out of your nostrils and throttle you to death. Oh, and then Janice drains your youth away and her skin smooths over for another fifteen minutes. That's exactly what happens.
Alright, alright. I'll admit, I think she makes fun TV. It will be interesting to see what kind of models she picks and how much they'll differ (if at all) from Tyra Banks' own choices from Top Model since a lot of her opinions were disregarded during decision-making on the show. I also wonder if she'll be including male models and female models on her show. Top Model is solely for ladies and Bravo's Manhunt was for guys... Maybe Janice will mix it up and make the competition even more fierce by throwing them both in.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-29-2005 @ 9:07AM
Emily said...
I thought I didn't like Janice in ANTM, but she was sorely missed on this last cycle. The people they had as judges were boring.
She is annoying, but fun to watch.
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12-29-2005 @ 10:20AM
Gordy said...
There's a reason why I hadn't heard of her before ANTM.
Janice seems to lack what Tyra kept preaching to the contestentants on ANTM: tact. The only reason her show will work is because the Jerry Springer crowd still needs a fix. I don't like personal destruction solely for 'good TV'. Whatever poor soul chooses to get dumped on by her deserves the humiliation that will come.
Her 15 minutes will be up soon. Oxygen? Maybe sooner than soon.
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12-29-2005 @ 10:47AM
Jay Devine said...
I agree with Emily above. Janice has too much attitude, but that would not stop me from checking her program out. I liked both "America's Next Top Model" and "Project Runway." Contraray to Apprentice, these programs are light and fun.
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12-29-2005 @ 11:50AM
Alan said...
I'm loud and obnoxious, and I really do like loud and obnoxious people, but they need to think like I do, and I always disliked Janice on ANTM because she was so off on everything she said. I really like Janice's energy, and I could really get behind Janice and this new show as long as her opions are the same as mine.
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12-30-2005 @ 11:54AM
OneCharmingBastard said...
This, in all seriousness, sounds like must-see-tv for me. Janice is Simon Cowell with a vagina and and a tendency towards self-destruction. I can't wait.
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