Last week we had three entries as part of our 12 Days of Festivus. Here are the top picks for each shot:
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3 stars to Tammy: "On the 23rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 23 Trojans defending."
2 stars to Tweaq: "You got me a tie?"
1 star to Brent: "Liar! You did win that year's supply of condoms!"
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3 stars to Porchland: "Assistant Santa. Assistant to the Santa. Assistant Santa."
2 stars to Brent: "Is my tounge touching my nose? I know I am close this time!"
1 star to Tammy: "You like the ears? I got them on eBay for only $3,800. The left one has a real piece of Mr. Spock's ear wax in it!"
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3 stars to Brent: "Here you go Tom and Kate Cruise. One baby boy just like you ordered."
2 stars to Tweaq: "I'll take this one, he should decorate nicely."
1 star to sugar: "Super heros don't need no stinking yule logs - we use people...muhahahaha, muhahahaha."
Whew! Here's this week's entry, from Two and a Half Men, just in time for Festivus (yes, today is Festivus!)
The TV Squad Podcast: Vik Sahay of Chuck, Oprah talk, brutal timeslots, and more!
TV Squad Ten: Top Ten ESPN shows from worst to first
Andy Richter: The TV Squad Interview
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-23-2005 @ 12:21PM
Porchland said...
The fact that "The Office" got only one acting nomination is scandalous to me. Dwight rules.
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12-23-2005 @ 12:48PM
Alan said...
"You're much more attractive than the usual bus station skanks Uncle Charlie usually brings home."
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12-23-2005 @ 1:04PM
Jamie said...
"Yeah, you'd rather have an Xbox 360 now, but in a few years, you'll wish you had the blonde bimbo back."
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12-23-2005 @ 1:41PM
LC said...
WOW!!!! Santa got me Mary Kay LeTourneau for Christmas!!!!
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12-23-2005 @ 2:09PM
Aaron M said...
"I want two of those...and some cookies too."
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12-23-2005 @ 2:20PM
Alan said...
I thought you were much better than Nicole Eggert on "Charles in Charge."
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12-23-2005 @ 4:04PM
SamMalone said...
Cookies, buttermilk, biscuits, what more could a little boy want for Christmas!
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12-23-2005 @ 5:25PM
Fran said...
As an adult, Jake could not explain why Christmas cookies always made him feel all tingly.
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12-23-2005 @ 7:40PM
Alan said...
"Can I eat your cookie?"
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12-23-2005 @ 7:43PM
Man said...
"No I will not take off a piece of clothing for each piece of broccoli you eat, stop asking and finish your vegetables."
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12-24-2005 @ 1:23PM
Brent McKee said...
Jake was sure to get everything on his Christmas list afer arranging HIS treat for Santa. If only he could keep her away from Charlie.
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12-24-2005 @ 9:18PM
ThatJamie said...
"I totally agree with you. I keep telling Charlie drop the Sheen cause we sooo need another Estevez showbiz."
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12-25-2005 @ 3:51PM
Brent said...
Look at tits... er I mean this. I got you the breast present, er best. I think I need to go to my room and think long and hard about your chest, er I mean go play my xbox.
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